I don't give a shit if I lose a 5 dollar golf ball on the course, but I will give two shits if you spill my 2 dollar beer. TFM.

  1. TheMadFratter1848

    What a fucking pledge. Who loses golf balls. Take a lap and stop at the range on the way. The mad fratter drives 375 straight as dick.

    Try to be fratty for once in your life god damn.

    14 years ago at 1:55 am
  2. NativeFloridaCracker

    Spend the six dollars and get two beers. The cart girl takes a while.

    14 years ago at 2:10 am
    1. Ifratdaily

      If your club doesn’t have a beverage cart girl then you should probably golf elsewhere.

      14 years ago at 8:26 am
  3. Better1899

    Good try. Save your effort for all
    the dick sucking you’ll need to do to keep your fucking bid.

    14 years ago at 3:23 am
  4. Brovis Love III

    To all the try to hards acting like they never lose a golf ball: being a great golfer isn’t about never hitting a bad shot, its about being able to recover

    14 years ago at 12:17 pm
    1. IAmRonBurgundy

      ^You must be the retarded relative of DL3. The game is the exact opposite of what you just said. Golf is a game of misses, not a game of recovery

      14 years ago at 1:48 pm
  5. My home course does not have cart girls, just some shitty building on every fourth hole that has whatever drink you want. Cheep ass private club.

    14 years ago at 11:18 pm