Drinking whiskey at the fraternity house while watching the construction of the George W. Bush Presidential Library out the window. TFM.

    1. T3XASMAD3

      ^ you already used that one bro, good call. Stop running your mouth bout the south, everyone knows the south is better at everything. Our women are hotter. Talking about the south living in poverty, false. Texas in particular has more fortune 500 companies than any other state and our economy is far better than any state in the north. So tell me, if the south is so bad, why do all you Yankee fucks come here and never leave? Go play in traffic you pussy yankee fuck.

      14 years ago at 6:13 am
    2. brochacho864

      ^^^ Showing blatant disregard for the reply button. I want to say that’s TFTC but everyone here thinks you’re a complete douche.

      14 years ago at 8:44 am
    3. Fratthew_Bromer

      I disagree on the hot women thing. I think you have more fun women, but not hotter.

      14 years ago at 9:37 am
    1. PonyStampede

      You sir are a fucking idiot. Go ahead and lace’em up because fraternity is literally in front of the Bush library. I’m looking out the window of my house at it right now

      14 years ago at 2:52 pm
  1. The_Fratsmythe

    Dear Mashholder Stu, I regret to inform you that you sir are indeed the one who is uneducated. The Southern states are by far the most powerful and most influential in America. You most likely have never been to the South and never had a conversation with any upstanding gentleman from below the Mason-Dixon. Also, you probably have never seen a Southern woman. Don’t let the accent and charm fool you. They can, and probably would, kick your liberal ass. I’ve noted that you mentioned that all we are good for is losing wars… Well you see bub, we may have lost the Civil War but you can’t forget that Texas by itself won independence from Mexico, The War of 1812 was won in New Orleans, and the majority of troops during the Spanish-American war were Southerners. It’s also probably good to point out that the majority of soldiers who are on the front lines and serving all across the world are from the South. The very point I’m trying to make here is that you know nothing about the South because you are a small, narrow minded, pole smoking, liberal who doesn’t have the intelligence or snap to realize that. So go enjoy your half-caf, vanilla bean, soy with extra cream latte with your GDI friends, your daddy and Bill Ayers and I’ll sit here and enjoy great whiskey, fine tobacco, beautiful women, sunshine and moonshine, bbq, crawfish, fish fries, intellectual and friendly conversations with multi-millionaires, Southern hospitality, cold beer, holding the door open for women, and the fact that me and all my fellow fraternity men from below the Mason-Dixon are better than you. Have a nice day yank. Oh, and perhaps think about why your girlfriend doesn’t moan when you fuck her anymore since she came back from PCB. The South. TFM.

    14 years ago at 7:33 am
    1. McQueery

      Anything to back up the claim about a majority of current troops being from the south? I need sources people. Cite your work, this isn’t middle school.

      14 years ago at 7:44 am
    2. The_Fratsmythe

      “The numbers found that the certain sections of the country are also overrepresented in the Army, finding that 23% of all Army recruits came from the Southeastern United States (Virginia, North Carolina, Tennessee, South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, and Florida) while the region is only 18% of the total United States population. Florida was the third among all states in the total number of Army recruiters. For its part, the Army claims that it “does not target youth from these areas” referring to its success in recruiting in “the Southern United States and rural areas,” but the numbers appear to indicate otherwise. Many of these states in the southern United States have a large number of Army bases and counties where military bases are located often have a recruitment rate higher disproportionate to their total population. Moreover, Georgia, Virginia, and Florida joined New York, Texas, and California in providing 36% of the total number of African-American recruits. ”

      Taken from the link: http://askville.amazon.com/Southerners-represented-Military-higher-numbers-regions-country/AnswerViewer.do?requestId=7033016

      14 years ago at 7:51 am
    3. superwayne

      You must have had to take one hell of a shit to type all that out. But I agree nonetheless.

      14 years ago at 7:59 am
    4. Mashholder Stu

      ^^^^^^^You have developed what we call an inferiority complex. After you lost the war, that being you and the vile heathens you call ancestors, you started calling everything in the South “better,” as a way of making up for being completely inept at military strategy. Let me tell you one thing, the only thing the south is better for is prisons and factory farms that smell so bad they had to put them around southerners. I’m glad you have the capability to enjoy all of those things, you are just so goddamn Southern. I’ll be enjoying all of those things to, all the while remembering that my part of the Country won the war.

      14 years ago at 11:52 am
      1. The only reason the north won the civil war was due to railroads. And actually Ulysses Grant lost a higher percent of soldiers compared to the south. So these better tactics you speak of was really the north throwing a shit ton of soldiers at the south. Also the northern army was huge compared to the south at the time and at a time when you could maybe shoot 10 rounds down range per minute (not sure if repeaters had been invented yet) size mattered. Also being the industrial center of America the north was better supplied. So the north had better transportation so their troops would arrive less fatigued ad with more supplies, better output of military supplies, and more soldiers. But they didn’t win a single battle until for a very long time even with all of these advantages. Just putting it out there.

        14 years ago at 8:35 pm
    5. BellYeah

      Jesus Christ, Fratsmythe you got my dick hard. Fuck you Mashholder Stu you’ve been using the same damn argument for every comment against you. The air in the South smells and tastes ten times sweeter than what you experience by opening the window of your one bed apartment in some shitty Yankee city.

      14 years ago at 12:18 pm
    6. BellYeah

      I’m sorry, brother, but I just saw a lot of terrible liberal northern comments like this all over this site and I lost my shit. I don’t regret it.

      14 years ago at 12:34 pm
    7. Mashholder Stu

      I’d like to say that New York State,Ohio, and California are among the most powerful in America. You know the ones with the major cities, you Southerners are so disillusioned, thats probably why your all so irrelevant.

      14 years ago at 5:53 pm
    8. TKEpledge

      *You’re.

      Also….Texas is more powerful than New York State…..Florida more powerful than Ohio….please, just pour some gasoline down your urethra and light a match on it.

      14 years ago at 5:56 pm
    1. PonyStampede

      ^^You apparently have never visited. Come for the TCU Boulevard and you’ll see what everybody else already knows

      14 years ago at 2:53 pm
  2. Mashholder Stu

    This is addressed to all you fuckers, attending Arkansas State bum-fuck College students -W sent good men to die in his Fathers war, after being a pussy and never serving himself, and you still support him? Yet I don’t respect America’s military?
    OMG the Southerners are mad and now their calling me names like Liberal? Did you learn that from the rush limbaugh on the radio show as you gave your Dad road head driving through your trailer park?

    ALL OF YOU BACK TO YOUR SHANTIES

    14 years ago at 11:44 am
    1. Success

      Seriously, why are you idiots playing along with this tard? He’s just pitching nonsense to get a reaction. We are all very aware that we love the south and that each year more and more people are fleeing the northern states and moving south. Who cares about his opinion? I’m going to take a wild guess and say he probably didn’t fight in the Civil War so that’s pretty much irrelevant. He can hate all he wants to, the South is far better off without his type. Given his spelling and grammar, his calling anyone else “illiterate” is just amusing. Ignore his inane rants and remain proud.

      14 years ago at 12:37 pm
    2. What is your problem with arkansas. The high school i went wins about every academic award is right down the hill from country club. Also the most wealthy families in arkansas go there including the Stephens who are on Forbes and founded the school so shut up about us being stupid rednecks we are more wealthy than and classier than the school you went to.
      http://www.episcopalcollegiate.org/page.cfm?p=657

      14 years ago at 3:23 pm
    3. Mashholder Stu

      ^The South is the poorest part of America hands down. Not only that, but the only semi prestigious college is Tulane. You guys fail on almost every single level. Congratufuckinglations.

      14 years ago at 5:35 pm
    4. Mashholder Stu

      Yeah lets name all the good schools in the north, east coast, the west, texas is not a good school, and the southern colleges get shit on by everywhere else in the country, but your right, the south is the best place

      14 years ago at 10:39 pm
    1. Pterodactyl_Balls

      I’m sure that looks great on your matching pocket tee/koozie/hat combo. The Iran Contra Affair? Sending the deficit skyrocketing? He gave chemical weapons to Saddam. And then the stock market crashed in ’87. I love Reagan as a man…The Gipper is as Frat as it gets. But he fucked up enough that he shouldn’t be championed as the “Great Conservative.” That title belongs to Ike.

      14 years ago at 3:54 pm
    2. Mashholder Stu

      Reagan started an unwinnable war on drugs, that costs the taxpayers billions of dollars every year…great president

      14 years ago at 5:37 pm
  3. mcdp636

    George Bush fucking our country over spending hundreds of billions of tax payers dollars on a pointless war in afghanistan and Iraq… So NF. Learn your facts

    14 years ago at 4:22 pm