No matter how long it takes, acting like you're asleep until the slampiece leaves your room. TFM.

    1. PTG Beauregard

      In that case, she’s welcome to stay. I like my eggs with scrambled with salsa.

      14 years ago at 3:32 pm
  1. Eighteen Fifty Five

    Pretend like you’re asleep and squeeze out a few good farts. Works like a charm.

    14 years ago at 2:43 pm