Arguing constitutional rights when the bartender cuts you off. TFM.

    1. better_than_you

      “My wife said that if i didnt get her another beer, she was gunna stab me in the face”.

      14 years ago at 7:06 pm
  1. Grandview

    Your fucking retarted and obviously don’t know shit about the constitution politics or business. Go to college dumbass.

    14 years ago at 6:55 pm
    1. The_Outback_Guy

      It’s, *You’re. Sounds like the both of you never even graduated high school.

      14 years ago at 7:21 pm
    2. The_Outback_Guy

      Holy shit! you too, Sure Why Not. It’s fucking, *you’re. You douche nozzle.

      14 years ago at 7:25 pm
    3. The_Outback_Guy

      Here’s a refresher for all you dumbasses.

      Understand the proper usage of the word you need. The best way to do that is to sound it out. There is a replacement test that will tell you for certain which word will fit. Read the sentence with “you are” in place of where the “your/you’re” is intended. If it makes sense, then “you’re” would be right. If not, then “your” would fit. You could also replace “your” with “my” in the sentence. If it fits, then use “your.”

      14 years ago at 7:29 pm
    4. Sure Why Not

      Ah, modern technology. Numerous mediums through which we can communicate: some fairing better in sarcasm. Actually, you can’t read good.

      14 years ago at 7:32 pm
    5. The_Outback_Guy

      No, I wasn’t referring to you JParks. I was referring to the dumbasses.

      Also, Sure Why Not. That shit’s not gonna work. You know damn well you weren’t being sarcastic. You just got called on it and felt like an asshole. So you tried to redeem yourself with coming up with some lame ass excuse. And it’s, “you can’t read very well”. AND DON’T EVEN FUCKIN’ TRY SAYING YOU MEANT TO SAY IT SARCASTICALLY!….Bitch.

      14 years ago at 8:02 pm
      1. Sure Why Not

        Hahaha wow you really do struggle with the whole sarcasm thing. I am sorry about you’re mom’s drinking problem.

        14 years ago at 8:52 am
    6. Born Wearing Sperrys

      ^Take it easy. JParksCaldwell just quoted him and called him on his multiple inaccuracies. You need to take laps until you learn sarcasm or become funnier.

      14 years ago at 8:12 pm
  2. J Fratpont Morgan

    Unless you can figure a way to consider the bartender a part of the federal government, you’re going to have to get a lot more creative.

    14 years ago at 1:45 am
  3. fratanomics

    Alcohol is typically governed at the state or municipal level unless the creation of it is the matter at hand. Blame the governor or the city council for balling your lightweight ass.

    14 years ago at 12:36 pm