Porn-Loving Cardinals Pitcher Is Getting Sued For Allegedly Giving A Woman An STD
The personal life of St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Carlos Martinez is one that I’d love to know more about. He’s a dominant force when on the mound and a great clubhouse guy from what I hear, but he definitely loves porn and loves banging chicks. The problem is he allegedly has an STD, which makes bumpin’ fuzz a bit tougher. Now, he’s being sued for it.
From TMZ:
The woman behind the suit, filed in district court in Miami, claims she began a romantic relationship with Martinez in 2012 — and the two had an on-and-off relationship for years.
According to the suit, the two reconnected last year — and began having sex again on Dec. 16th. Two days later, the woman claims she began to feel ill and later tested positive for multiple STDs.The woman claims she had grilled Martinez about his sexual health before they hooked up and he “swore to God that he was not infected with any sexually transmitted disease.”
Soon after the woman informed Martinez about her condition, he allegedly bolted for the Dominican Republic and never called her back.
Oh man. I’ve heard of waking up from a regrettable ONS and bolting, but leaving the country after giving someone an STD? That’s next level shit. I’m not even mad — I’m impressed.
The woman is suing the 24-year-old righty for battery, negligent transmission of sexually transmitted diseases and fraud. She also wants more than $1.5 million. Martinez is only making $539,000 this year so that’d be a devastating loss of money (although he’s arbitration eligible next season). A representative for Martinez denied the woman’s allegations.
Remember now, this is the same pitcher the Cardinals had to sit down and talk to about his porn habits on Twitter. Martinez had a massive “Favorite” wall of porn. It wasn’t like the tasteful stuff either. It was the snatch-inches-away-from-the-camera type shit.
After prospect Oscar Tavares died in a car wreck last year, Martinez posted a picture of his dead body on Twitter. Again, the Cardinals were like “wtf, dude?” and he took it down. As you can see, Martinez might not be the smartest dude in the world, but he can throw the shit out of that baseball. That will usually get you out of a lot of trouble.
Oh Carlos, what are we gonna do with you? Ride you all the way into the playoffs and then take home another World Series? Fine, that seems fair..
[via TMZ]
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$1.5M for a few STD’s? Calm down and take your antibiotics. You’ll be fine in a few days.
9 years ago at 11:50 amMitigating the gravity of a rather serious situation. TFM.
9 years ago at 12:14 pmGiving out consequential medical advice despite limited knowledge. TFTC.
9 years ago at 3:02 pmFor this to hold up she has to prove: a) she didn’t have one before the encounter b) he was infected prior to the act c) she had no sexual encounters other than Martinez (or if she did, they weren’t infected) bitch best pray for a settlement.
9 years ago at 12:10 pmHow much does it cost to retain your legal services? My current Frattorney (frat attorney) is charging me out the nose for sub par legal advice
9 years ago at 4:18 pmI’m not licensed. I smoked a blunt and finger blasted a dz to my cousin Vinny though. no charge
9 years ago at 8:28 pm“Baxter, you ate the whole wheel and cheese? …And you pooped in the refrigerator? I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.” -Ron Fuckin Burgandy
9 years ago at 12:24 pmI mean I guess?
9 years ago at 12:31 pmFuck the cardinals
9 years ago at 12:57 pmTell that hoe that all she needs to take is one baby aspirin for a month and two if she is flying
9 years ago at 1:00 pmHad sex. TFM. Had STD sex. TFTC.
9 years ago at 1:33 pmSaving yourself for marriage. RFM
9 years ago at 3:05 pmYou stupid motherfuckers don’t even know what RFM means.
9 years ago at 6:46 pmI’m guessing it means you’re a virgin.
9 years ago at 4:15 pmThese goddamn millenials
9 years ago at 9:47 pmYou can only get herpes once, keep fucking!
9 years ago at 1:43 pmJust to be clear – she’s claiming that she contracted an STD which began giving her symptoms TWO DAYS later. This stupid bitch and her even dumber lawyer need to take a remedial high school biology course. Jesus Christ.
9 years ago at 3:51 pmI’m going to sue the intern over the same claims
9 years ago at 3:52 pmNot telling a slam about your situation pre or post slam NF
9 years ago at 9:40 pm