Explaining to your doctor that you can't be an alcoholic in college. TFM.

13 years ago
    1. Bush Light

      I’m pretty sure the point was that said individual drinks as much as an alcoholic, but it’s okay because said individual is furthering his/her studies in a college environment.

      13 years ago at 4:41 pm
  4. Plan B is Plan A

    Feigning concern during your doctor’s lecture on alcohol intake and then stealing a prescription pad later when he’s not looking.

    13 years ago at 9:38 pm
  8. Old Virginia

    You told your doctor you drink? Dumbass, just say no and your problem’s solved. No one gives a shit about that anyway unless you’re 40 years old and still drink the way you did in college, then you have a problem

    13 years ago at 7:56 am
  10. The Golden Fleece

    Dr. told me he was in a Fraternity too, his argument against my drinking immediately became null and void.

    13 years ago at 10:25 am