Starting a conversation with the cops at your front door with "Look, we're all adults here." TFM.

      1. Dog the Troll Hunter

        What the fuck did you just fucking call me? I’ll have you know I skipped rush to go dove hunting and got a bid from every chapter, INCLUDING KA! I’ve been involved in many hazing activities and my father owns over 300 Chevy dealerships. I’ve been perfectly bred into the frat life and I’m one of the frattiest frat stars in the country. I will knock you right out of your fucking Sebagos, you think you can say that shot to me over the internet? Think again geed. As we speak my fathers lawyer is tracking your ip. I’ll be contacting your nationals, I have that much power you’re fucking dropped kiddo.

        11 years ago at 10:23 pm
      2. Dog the Troll Hunter

        Whatever you God damn GDI your probably not even in a real frat like KA. You probably don’t even go to a real SEC school.

        11 years ago at 11:07 pm
      3. Curlsfordagirls

        I’m positive you were blackballed, better luck next semester. Sorry you’re poor.

        11 years ago at 11:26 pm
      4. Dog the Troll Hunter

        Says the guy with the vineyard vines logo. Only an God damn GDI would wear a northern brand like that.

        11 years ago at 11:38 pm
      5. FrobertELee

        I think the RFM here is for you to stay humble. Yeah have alot of money, I sure as hell do, but dont be a fucking idiot, no you didnt get bids from all the chapters, yes Vineyard Vines is from the north, but last time i checked they make a pretty damn good buttondown, and lastly Fuck. You.

        11 years ago at 6:34 am
      6. Sloppyseconds_

        Obviously your a fucking poor a ass gdi. A true frat would check his grammar before looking like a poor ass prick who likes to suck his own cock who can’t get any because he doesn’t party.

        11 years ago at 9:30 am
      7. Border Patrol

        Dammit Donkey Dong, didn’t you get the message the last time you opened your sploogehole? Keep it shut, chief.

        11 years ago at 1:27 pm
      8. adam.balski

        Why don’t you chug a bottle of bleach, then go suck on an exhaust pipe and tell us how frat you are.

        11 years ago at 4:00 pm
  1. DonkeyKong

    “What seems to be the problem officer?” when you both clearly know why they are there. TFM.

    11 years ago at 8:57 am