Reporting ugly strippers. FAF
Reporting football coaches that are just trying to give colonoscopies to athletes so that they don’t have colon cancer. NF
^Oh Jerry…
^^and exactly! You can’t go to a strip club where the strippers are dancing because they have daddy issues. You need to go to a gentlemen’s club where they do it because they have a passion for their job.
Why do you need strippers? Just makes it obvious you guys cant pull girls. We’re up to our necks in poon-tang here and would never dream of needing strippers.
“Yeah we told her to not do cocaine because we are against drugs and we are responsible as fuck but she didn’t listen. Once she died, she put herself in the trash bag and put herself in the trunk; cocaine is a hell of a drug. We had nothing to do with it, officer.”
“Oh, I’m no hero officer. I have just always tried to instill in others the reminder that she was someone’s daughter. Just make sure this mess gets cleaned up as soon as possible. I wouldn’t want children to see such a macabre scene. Have a nice day!”
“She just climbed into the dumpster behind the Chile’s and kinda died a little. I mean you can pretty much ignore the head trauma, those stripper poles can be dangerous.”
“Look, maybe you killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat… Maybe you killed her when you hit her with the bar stool… I don’t Know, I’m not a doctor, but you know what didn’t kill her..? SMOKING”
Well, my dear friend, I hate to break it to you, but I am a female. Nonetheless, “Full Metal Jacket” has thoroughly invaded my lexicon. Thank my father, an Army Pilot Veteran of the Gulf War, for indoctrinating me properly.
What the hell kind of white trash strip clubs are you going to?
14 years ago at 12:22 pmReporting ugly strippers. FAF
14 years ago at 1:16 pmReporting football coaches that are just trying to give colonoscopies to athletes so that they don’t have colon cancer. NF
^Oh Jerry…
14 years ago at 1:20 pm^^and exactly! You can’t go to a strip club where the strippers are dancing because they have daddy issues. You need to go to a gentlemen’s club where they do it because they have a passion for their job.
^Agreed. And if the bouncers aren’t wearing tuxedos you should be in that strip club.
14 years ago at 2:24 pm*shouldn’t
14 years ago at 2:26 pmWhy do you need strippers? Just makes it obvious you guys cant pull girls. We’re up to our necks in poon-tang here and would never dream of needing strippers.
14 years ago at 12:39 pm^ is it just me or does it smell like try hard?
14 years ago at 12:42 pmNope, just smells like a dirty troll.
14 years ago at 12:43 pmIf you got pussy you would not be a TKE …..
14 years ago at 12:55 pm^Fuck you and your name. The kid’s a troll.
14 years ago at 1:22 pmThis guy^ is a TKE who won’t tell us his damn story
14 years ago at 1:27 pm^
14 years ago at 1:32 pm^^
14 years ago at 1:56 pmPosting the Asian Fun bags story to a column. Maybe we’ll see it on friday.
14 years ago at 2:49 pmare TKEs allowed to post on this site?
Hmm…
14 years ago at 4:40 pm^^Good, because we’ve been waiting for almost 3 weeks now you douche.
14 years ago at 11:31 amKill the strippers. TFTC
14 years ago at 1:02 pm“No officer, she just died all of sudden”
14 years ago at 1:03 pm“The cocaine was hers also, sir…what, you never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stop and start back up again.”
14 years ago at 1:36 pm“Yeah we told her to not do cocaine because we are against drugs and we are responsible as fuck but she didn’t listen. Once she died, she put herself in the trash bag and put herself in the trunk; cocaine is a hell of a drug. We had nothing to do with it, officer.”
14 years ago at 1:48 pm“Oh, I’m no hero officer. I have just always tried to instill in others the reminder that she was someone’s daughter. Just make sure this mess gets cleaned up as soon as possible. I wouldn’t want children to see such a macabre scene. Have a nice day!”
14 years ago at 1:59 pm“She just climbed into the dumpster behind the Chile’s and kinda died a little. I mean you can pretty much ignore the head trauma, those stripper poles can be dangerous.”
14 years ago at 2:02 pm“Well stripping is a tough business, only a select few have mastered it’s divine art form. Stripper are a dying breed, and this bitch literally died”
14 years ago at 2:08 pm…Hazmat pledge has to clean up the crime scene and Fifth Amendment pledge will testify at the hearing. It’s covered.
14 years ago at 2:48 pm“So yeah, officer, don’t be surprised if more dead strippers start showing up around here… They’re going extinct. I don’t know what to do, man.”
14 years ago at 2:49 pm“Look, maybe you killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat… Maybe you killed her when you hit her with the bar stool… I don’t Know, I’m not a doctor, but you know what didn’t kill her..? SMOKING”
14 years ago at 5:02 pmWhen they’re dead, they’re just hookers.
14 years ago at 7:46 pm^ TSterlingArcherM
14 years ago at 7:47 pmRead a book!
14 years ago at 7:48 pmSassysigma. Your name says you’re an SK, the way you post makes me think you have a dick. Which one is it?
14 years ago at 12:09 am^ I noticed that as well. Good luck to any slam trying to tell MY pledges what to do.
14 years ago at 2:05 amWell, my dear friend, I hate to break it to you, but I am a female. Nonetheless, “Full Metal Jacket” has thoroughly invaded my lexicon. Thank my father, an Army Pilot Veteran of the Gulf War, for indoctrinating me properly.
14 years ago at 3:54 amHow old is your dad? 43?
14 years ago at 4:06 amActually, he’s 48, champ. You can thank him for his 25 Years of Service to the United States Federal Government as of December 13, 2011.
14 years ago at 4:25 amChamp huh? Went straight to bitch didn’t you? Legitimate question on account of that war was fairly recent. Take a lap
14 years ago at 12:20 pm^^Why would I thank him?
14 years ago at 2:23 amEverything will be fine, I’m sure she didn’t have a family that loved her
14 years ago at 1:14 pmThe easiest definition for Try-Hard=TKE
14 years ago at 1:15 pmI have to disagree with you. Many tekes don’t try at all which is why a lot of them wear Aeropostale and Hollister.
14 years ago at 1:18 pmNFTC
14 years ago at 1:22 pmThe kid’s a troll. You’re too stupid to realize it. Makes sense, being an AGR and all.
14 years ago at 1:24 pmYeah but it’s still fun to verbally haze them. Also tell your story.
14 years ago at 2:05 pmGo fuck yourself
14 years ago at 1:15 pmI would get banned for the things I want to say to you, Total Sr4tMove.
14 years ago at 1:23 pmWorst strip club in the south is easy woodys in key largo.
14 years ago at 1:28 pmway to kick em while theyre down. They already died inside.
14 years ago at 1:48 pm^Indeed sir, indeed
14 years ago at 4:02 pm^^^Your mother should have swallowed you.
14 years ago at 3:38 pm