So listen up TFM, I was slamming my secretary at my internship (yeah I have a former miss USA as my personal secretary for my internship). Then some cubicle trash said he’d have to report me to the CEO for misbehaving on the job. I asked “did I do that?” And then proceeded to say fuck yeah I did I’m richdaddybowtiefrat I pound box like its my job. Then my dad (who’s also the CEO) fired his ass and we made him do bows and toes while we spit dip on his suit and ruined it!!!
Steve Urkel wearing suspenders before it was cool. THipsterM
13 years ago at 9:29 pmSo listen up TFM, I was slamming my secretary at my internship (yeah I have a former miss USA as my personal secretary for my internship). Then some cubicle trash said he’d have to report me to the CEO for misbehaving on the job. I asked “did I do that?” And then proceeded to say fuck yeah I did I’m richdaddybowtiefrat I pound box like its my job. Then my dad (who’s also the CEO) fired his ass and we made him do bows and toes while we spit dip on his suit and ruined it!!!
13 years ago at 10:54 pmHas this website just become a giant joke?
13 years ago at 12:12 amYes
13 years ago at 11:36 amFuck you guys. This is funny
13 years ago at 7:17 amThis is the greatest TFM I have ever seen. EVER
13 years ago at 7:52 amFuck Treyvon Martin
13 years ago at 10:49 amMy fraternity has been in this country for over 150+ years and we’ve yet to initiate a black. Lets keep it like that eh?
13 years ago at 12:48 pmim pretty sure you misinformed no matter what fraternity you are in
13 years ago at 3:01 pmthere’s no way this is true. dumb ass. Every fraternity in the IFC all over the country has had at least one black pledge. nice try though.
13 years ago at 7:04 pmThis is easily the worst TFM I’ve ever seen. This is getting ridiculous.
13 years ago at 2:58 pm