Mitt saying he and Ann wear formal wear around the house. TFM.

    1. Pee Buttermore

      Why the fuck did they disable comments on sweetheart on the week? Anyways, I would invite Taylor Blevins to my keg party. Except the keg is really full of pee and she’s the only one invited.

      12 years ago at 6:35 pm
    1. I can’t tell if Romney’s for abortion or against. Same with Obamacare. He really hates it right? Yet its modeled after his state’s version? Also, he wants to be tough on China, yet he’s shipping Sensata out there and costing 170 jobs?

      And he opposed the bailout yet he made millions off it?

      12 years ago at 11:21 am
  1. WhoDatFrat80

    “Why are you wearing a tuxedo?”
    “Its after six. What am I, a farmer?”
    Jack Donaghy. TFM

    12 years ago at 2:23 pm
    1. Frattler

      Yeah, Donaghy probably should drop a few pounds, but I don’t think he’s the fattiest fatty of all fatties on television.

      12 years ago at 6:43 pm
    1. MayCauseFratulence

      Excuse me. What the fuck did you just say? I would be more than happy for you to come down and visit so you can see first-hand what it’s like to get a Texas ass-kicking.

      12 years ago at 4:46 pm
    2. Lonshanks_Son_TF

      A tough guy on the internet? Making threats? This is unprecedented. And to think, all this time I thought Texas was full of gigantic pussies.

      12 years ago at 6:38 pm
    3. Beer Quisque Beer

      I have traveled through most of the southern states including Louisiana, Texas, and Alabama. However, Tennessee is the only place I have ever found a gated community trailer park. Tennessee gets the win.

      12 years ago at 7:46 am
    4. TheCommodore

      What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

      12 years ago at 2:33 pm

      What state are you from, buddy? Only GDI’s talk shit knowing they won’t have to back it up in real life. Pussy.

      12 years ago at 9:51 am
    6. “Hey, Marine corps, let’s assemble and go find this stupid punk in Texas and waste valuable resources because he said a mean word about me and my beloved state.”

      Just clarifying, I’m not poking fun at the armed forces, just this one comment. I’m not trying to get sniped

      12 years ago at 11:25 am
    7. BrovWade

      ^Don’t worry about it, that comment has been copy and pasted over/under 50 times on this site and its even obvious that the original was bullshit considering he spelled it “gorilla warfare”.

      12 years ago at 1:05 pm
    8. Lonshanks_Son_TF

      No worries, it was my parents’ IP so the stupid sniper would have probably confused them and my siblings for me while I would have been safe and sound at my own place the whole time. What a dummy.

      12 years ago at 12:30 pm
  2. WhiskeyAndTits

    WHAT THE FUCK. I updated the app and now it fucking crashes every time I try to open it. Fix this shit you dumbass cock munchers

    12 years ago at 3:49 pm
    1. BamaForRomney

      I found the app name change from “TotalFratMove” to the simple “TFM” just revolutionary. I take back all my threats regarding the app being updated, because it’s clearly been a productive year.

      12 years ago at 6:32 pm
  3. Plan B is Plan A

    “Why are you wearing a tux?”

    “It’s after six. What am I, a farmer?” – Jack Donaghy. FaF.

    12 years ago at 6:15 pm
    1. TrickleDown

      Yeah, I’ve decided to keep following. Some of the magic is gone but I’ll still enjoy DB’s rants about chest beefers from coast to coast, you guys.

      I have a feeling we won’t be seeing another political rant for quite some time from Karl.

      12 years ago at 2:16 pm