Stocking up for the party with three tons of beer. TFM.

  1. FuckTheWeeWaas

    6,000 pounds of beer…. That’s what you’re going with in the bed of that truck? SIX THOUSAND POUNDS? Fuck yourself.

    9 years ago at 11:42 am
      1. ClicheCatchphrase

        Pretty sure that everyone is pretty sure that they’re pretty sure here

        9 years ago at 1:28 pm
    1. Jordan Ross Belfort

      Just for a little clarity:
      The main bulk of the beer is 16 beers by 24 beers which is 384 beers per level. Looks to be three levels so that’s 1152 beers in the main bulk of things. The Keystone section in the back is 3 beers by 6 beers which is 18 beers per level. That’s 54 beers in the Keystone section. The High Life section to the bottom right is 4 beers by 6 beers which is 24. Three levels makes that section’s total 72. There appears to be 6 six packs directly up front which is 36 beers. There also appears to be another 6 pack hiding in the bottom of the photo. 1152 + 54 + 72 + 36 + 6 = 1320 beers (based on visual evidence). 1320 beers x 12 oz = 15,840 oz / 16 oz = 990 pounds. A ton is 2,000 pounds so this beer is approximately: 990/2000 = 0.495 tons.

      9 years ago at 2:48 pm
      1. Ad Astra

        You made one mistake, fluid ounces are not the the same as mass ounces. You could convert the 15,840 fl oz to gallons (123.75 gal) then, since beer is mainly water, multiply by 8.34 (pounds/gallon of water) and get 1,032.1 lbs. Still not 3 tons.

        9 years ago at 4:26 pm
      2. FreinerNeverSleeps

        And you didn’t calculate the mass of the cans itself, which still isn’t a significant amount.

        9 years ago at 4:41 pm
      3. Jordan Ross Belfort

        Putting more thought and effort into beer math than your actual homework. TFM

        9 years ago at 5:19 pm
      4. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        Show this to your parents as proof that you’ve actually learned something in college.

        9 years ago at 5:42 pm
      5. ScoochMcGooch

        Google tells me a 12oz beer weighs 1 lb. Try Google next time. 1800 – 2000 depending on wheel wells, unpacked cans, and any inside.

        9 years ago at 7:04 pm
      6. FreinerNeverSleeps

        Is Google comparable to frat science? No it’s not, so shut the fuck up.

        9 years ago at 8:27 pm
      7. ScoochMcGooch

        Yeah, it’s basically a perfect pledge giving you what you want. And I wanted the weight of beer without a paragraph of showing the work. One beer, one pound.

        9 years ago at 10:34 pm
      8. IOUdaily

        Go pick up a beer and fucking tell me if you honestly think that it weights a pound, then promptly punch yourself in the face.

        9 years ago at 9:58 pm
  2. SteveHoltOnDrugs

    This is gonna make for a great “mass shotgun at the lake in front of a flag” photo.

    9 years ago at 5:43 pm
  3. Buttstuff20--

    Who the fuck picks high life as a beer to get fucked up on? Actually who picks high life at all

    9 years ago at 6:50 am
    1. BlueCollarFrattingMan

      It has its customers and occasions. Otherwise they probably wouldn’t make it

      9 years ago at 7:58 pm