Study Finds Binge Drinking Declining Among College Kids

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I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed. Day in and day out, I write articles for you good men and women discussing the joys of blacking out, talking shit to cops, picking up ladies of the night, and making bad decisions, and then I wake up to this horrific news today: Binge drinking declining among college student.

A new study published in The Journal of Studies on Alcohol and Drugs says binge drinking, having four or more drinks for women or five or more drinks for men in two hours, has fallen by roughly seven percent.

From HealthDay:

Between 1999 and 2005, binge drinking among college students jumped from 37 percent to 45 percent. But that trend reversed itself after 2005, landing back at 37 percent by 2014, according to the analysis from the U.S. National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism (NIAAA).

Meanwhile, binge drinking rates among those who were not enrolled in college increased from 36 percent to 40 percent between 1999 and 2014.

“For many years, there was an increase in the percentage of college students in national surveys who binged,” said study first author Ralph Hingson, director of the division of epidemiology and prevention research at NIAAA. “We saw that up until 2005.

“But since then, the percentages have gone down,” he noted. “Same thing for driving under the influence of alcohol and our estimates of alcohol-related unintentional injuries.

Why is 2014 the most recent year? Fuck if I know. I could personally conduct this survey in about 20 minutes and get vastly different results. However, I’m guessing these super smart science people had a good reason for it.

The news comes with a mixed bag of results. The study says driving under the influence of alcohol is down, which is great, but alcohol-related unintentional injuries are also down. If alcohol-related injuries keep declining at this rate then this site will go to shit.

I don’t know. I just wish I had raised you guys better.

[via HealthDay]

    1. LazyRican

      If that’s called binge drinking then I almost everyone of us is a full blown alcoholic

      7 years ago at 9:34 pm
  1. No_menstruating_allowed

    “Alcohol related unintentional injuries” are down, but my risk manager stepped down halfway through last semester “due to his attorney’s liability concerns”. Something is fucked here…

    7 years ago at 6:14 pm
      1. No_menstruating_allowed

        What am I, a fucking freshman? I party moderately at most so I can enjoy my 8:30am tee time.

        7 years ago at 11:24 pm
      2. Mitch The Godfather Martin

        Rage. Rally. Repeat. Obey the rules of the jungle, you commie scab.

        7 years ago at 12:12 am
      3. No_menstruating_allowed

        Getting sloppy/blackout drunk is for the poors and the blacks, my friend. And if you think otherwise you’re probably one of the two.

        7 years ago at 12:20 am
      4. thevaginator

        This coming from the kid who hides behind their computer screen all day like a little bitch. How about you grow some balls and back your shit up you fucking pussy

        7 years ago at 6:16 pm
      5. Fratty Couples PGA

        Hey man. I like you. Remember this. In life, the boos only come from the cheap seats.

        7 years ago at 8:24 am
      6. No_menstruating_allowed

        I take solace in the fact that I’d never tee off at any club with fees low enough for Vag or Will to afford.

        7 years ago at 12:17 am
      7. thevaginator

        I belong to three of the oldest and most prestigious country clubs in the south and can get a tee time anytime I want you broke bitch. However, I choose not to because golf is for pussies. Just knowing that your broke ass would never be able to join gives me a good laugh

        7 years ago at 12:58 am
      1. No_menstruating_allowed

        Yeah, I got the feeling you aren’t the “reading more than a short sentence” type.

        7 years ago at 12:21 am
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    7 years ago at 7:30 am