Study Shows Physically Stronger Men Are More Likely To Be Conservatives

A new study reveals what most people already assumed: men who are of physically inferior stature are more likely to vote left wing, while stronger men tend to vote conservatively. I always knew there was something special about this barrel chest I was blessed with beyond its obvious magnetism of the fairer sex.

You ought to see my neighbor — real dainty, huge lib.

From Daily Mail:

Researchers discovered political motivations may have evolutionary links to physical strength.

Men’s upper-body strength predicts their political opinions on economic redistribution, according to the research.

The researchers collected data on bicep size, socio-economic status, and support for economic redistribution from hundreds of people in the United States, Argentina and Denmark.

In line with their hypotheses, the data revealed that wealthy men with high upper-body strength were less likely to support redistribution, while less wealthy men of the same strength were more likely to support it.

There you have it, right there in black and white in a study conducted by smart people.

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I have some hypotheses of my own. Aside from being physically stronger, right-wingers also have more body hair, slug back more beers and whiskey, eat more red meat, burn more gasoline, spend more money, are more likely to wipe sitting down, date better looking women, and last longer in the sack. Someone run a study on this and get back to me, or don’t — we already know what the results will reveal.

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[via Daily Mail]

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    1. proudtobeaDSP

      But look who’s running our country. Biggest liberal pussy I’ve ever heard of.

      12 years ago at 11:03 am
    2. jojojo

      The study shows that strong/rich men and weak/poor men are less likely to support redistribution, while strong/poor men and weak/rich men are more likely to support redistribution. Apparently “liberal pussies” can fully understand what a study is about, while “freedom loving conservatives” can only read a couple words at a time.
      http://www.psychologicalscience.org/index.php/news/releases/political-motivations-may-have-evolutionary-links-to-physical-strength.html

      12 years ago at 8:54 pm
    3. poop on my chest

      ^ look who just called himself a pussy, and worse yet,a liberal. get out of here geed your not gonna convince any of us to be bleeding heart libs. go kick rocks

      12 years ago at 2:07 am
    4. jojojo

      ^ Look who has an IQ of less than 80. Maybe if you read the full study instead of getting your “news” 2nd hand from a trashy tabloid, you wouldn’t look like such an idiot. People like you ruin America.

      12 years ago at 1:08 pm
    5. poop on my chest

      i wasnt commenting about the study at all was I champ? I was commenting on your comment. Regardless of the study we can all agree liberals are effeminate little pussies.

      12 years ago at 10:33 am
  1. Boston BroSox

    This has more to do with education then anything. Poor white men are more likely to be conservatives, and also work in construction (hence being stronger).

    12 years ago at 10:14 am
    1. Dillon Cheverere

      “This has more to do with education then anything.”

      Such a rich sentence.

      12 years ago at 10:15 am
    2. BrosephGordonLevitt

      ^^ I don’t understand what point you’re trying to make? Probably because you don’t have one.

      12 years ago at 10:17 am
    3. donDraperFratter

      ^^ I guess that’s why some of the nation’s greatest leaders, Reagan, CEO’s of many of the nation’s biggest/most successful companies, Reagan, W, AND FUCKING REAGAN are conservatives. They must be real dumb?

      Fuck you Putin.

      12 years ago at 11:12 am
    4. Frat Ross Ewing

      And you’ve clearly never worked one, because some blue collar jobs make a fuckton. Licensed and bonded electricians and plumbers can charge boatloads per hour. I had high school friends who went offshore for oilfield jobs rather than college and at 20 years old make more than my tenured professor.

      12 years ago at 11:29 am
  2. Richard Head

    Now that we have science on our side, the liberals have lost everything. AMERICA

    12 years ago at 10:17 am
  3. I am drot nunk

    “There you have it, right there in black and white in a study conducted by smart people.”

    *posts pictures of 2 white right wings and 1 left wing*

    Was this intentional Dorn?

    12 years ago at 10:18 am
    1. Tallapoosa Snu

      I cant picture that. Do they do like a captain morgan type thing over the seat? or… You know what, I dont care.

      12 years ago at 10:33 am
  4. Fender Frat o caster

    “the data revealed that wealthy men with high upper-body strength were less likely to support redistribution, while less wealthy men of the same strength were more likely to support it”. Correct me if i’m wrong, but the only thing that this study proved was that WEALTH determines support of redistribution (left or right wing status). If the less wealthy men were “of the same strength”.

    12 years ago at 10:27 am
    1. LadieslovetheDeke

      Strong Rich less likely to support redistribution than weak rich, strong poor, weak poor. I would bet you guys both go to schools that have a name including both a direction and a “state.”

      12 years ago at 11:58 am
    2. GrayGhost

      But it doesn’t actually say that anywhere? I bet you go to a community college

      12 years ago at 1:05 pm