Stupid Hot California College Girls Answer Question: Would You Have Sex With A Virgin?
Look, some of us are virgins. I’m not, obviously, but I’m speaking for those of us that haven’t “stuck it in” and don’t have the courage to admit it (cc: Jared Borislow).
It’s a hard truth we have to face. Sex doesn’t come easy for everyone. I think most people I know lost their virginity in high school between the ages of 16-18. That was a magical time. But I know people now at 22-25 who are still looking for that special someone who still accepts V cards. It’s a tough life to live, but it’s one that is more common than most would assume.
Luckily for us, there are some gorgeous college girls in Santa Barbara who are still willing to fuck you, even if it is your first time.
“Act like you know what you’re doing. If you make it awkward, she will feel awkward and the whole thing will be awkward.”
That quote isn’t exactly what she said, but you get the gist of it. Truer words have never been spoken. I remember my first time — all that thinking about not blowing my load too fast and suddenly — bam. It’s all over. 23 seconds of sexual bliss. Things got awkward fast.
If you are a virgin, it’s okay. Don’t worry. Gorgeous girls are still out there and will help you get over the hump. (That’s a pun. Please rate it in the comments.)
But get on it fast. And if you haven’t already, book a flight to Santa Barbara..
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The chances that steve holt is a virgin is the same chance that the girl in the orange tank has an STD.
9 years ago at 2:31 pmOnce the advice section started, SteveHolt took out his pen and paper.
9 years ago at 2:32 pmSteveHolt, your jokes are bad, and you should feel bad!
9 years ago at 2:46 pmI guess I could lose my virginity a few more times
9 years ago at 2:49 pmSteve you’re a virgin.
9 years ago at 2:56 pmJust because your father and 3 uncles passed you around like a thai hooker every christmas eve doesn’t mean you’re not a virgin, Steve.
9 years ago at 3:41 pmSteve Holt is the virgin! If the girls knew it was him they would definitely not fuck him. He’s using this to try to boost his self esteem.
9 years ago at 4:55 pmJesus Christ I’m happy I don’t live in California.
9 years ago at 5:25 pmI am a high school frat star. Hooking up is frat.
9 years ago at 5:45 pm“You call it premature ejaculation. I call it a high five for your vagina/ass/tits/face.” TFM.
9 years ago at 6:44 pm