Super Bowl 45 Recap
TEXAS- The weather in Texas cleared up, and it was finally a beautiful day in Arlington at Jerry’s World for Super Bowl 45. Still, things got off to a rocky start.
Don’t give me the finger you new money trash terrorist. Come on Christina. You’ve got to be shitting me. You don’t know the National Anthem? Why didn’t Jerry have her taken out by a sniper? One of my pledge brothers who had already thrown up once pre-game due to excessive raging still remembered the words because he loves America. All of this on Ronald Reagan’s 100th birthday. Shameful.
Thankfully, this patriotic reading of the Declaration of Independence by the NFL during the pre-game made up for Aguilera’s fail.
It was a great game between two classic teams with great history and tradition. There wasn’t too much excitement, and in the end, the Packers came out on top thanks to Aaron Rodgers’ accuracy and rhythm. Even after two of their team’s leaders (Charles Woodson and Donald Driver) went down, they powered through and got the W. Kinda funny how Rodgers already has as many Super Bowl wins as his predecessor, Brett “check out my dick” Favre, and Rodgers claimed the Super Bowl MVP award, which Brett “I take dick pics” Favre never received.
W. was also in attendance, taking a seat in Jerry’s booth next to his lovely wife, and John Madden (who looked as if he downed a large dose of horse tranquilizer).
Apparently, there was a trend of advertising to GDIs this Super Bowl. First, this Pepsi Max commercial in which some worthless hipster teaches a geed how to fire Pepsi cans at some seemingly FaF guy’s family jewels.
Audi Commercial: Evidently, they are trying to take some sales from Mercedes by appealing to new money, asking consumers to distinguish themselves from traditional old money. NF. Sorry, we’re not sorry you didn’t get a bid.
And in closing, it was hilarious during the pregame show when Owen Wilson tried to put on a happy face and toss the pigskin to pretend he wasn’t suicidal. He’s the only guy in the world who even at the Super Bowl just looks like he’d rather be deep-throating a 12-gauge.
The Audi commercial was absolutely hilarious.
But the creators of the Pepsi fratstars commercial obviously didn’t get a bid.
13 years ago at 7:52 amDarth Vader commercial
13 years ago at 8:15 amadorable.
13 years ago at 2:37 pmSilly Pepsi Max geeds. That’s not the way life works
13 years ago at 10:08 amNice move
13 years ago at 6:43 pmIf you look closely one of the “frat” guys has his collar popped. If those were real fraternity men they wouldn’t associate with that jackass.
13 years ago at 10:22 amexactly what i was thinking
13 years ago at 4:26 amand the geed wouldn’t have been invited
13 years ago at 7:21 pmThe E-trade baby has a bid in my book. His own personal taylor at his age and already has a grip on finance that no geed will ever posses because they are too worried about their ed hardy, gold chains, and cargo shorts. That baby is FaF.
13 years ago at 11:07 amAre you serious? Taylor? Did you mean tailor? That baby’s grip on finance is clearly much stronger than your understanding of how to spell. Or maybe you do know how to spell, but you’re just too stupid to know the difference between taylor and tailor. Having a poor grasp of how to correctly speak English. NF.
13 years ago at 11:09 am@Keep the Change:
Or maybe his finger slipped, thereby causing a typo… Have some courtesy and stop trolling TFM and anonymously attacking strangers for what are, in all probability, honest mistakes. Get a life.
13 years ago at 11:20 amGood call, hot dog. Fair enough. Since ‘y’ and ‘i’ are right next to each other on the keyboard, you’re probably right. Also, you’re right, I am going to follow your lead and stop posting anonymously. I respect you for your rejection of the anonymity this site perpetuates by including your contact information at the bottom of each post. Also, since we are not strangers, your comment was not attacking a stranger, it was correcting a dear friend. I aspire to one day attain a life as filled with rich experiences as your own. Thanks again for putting me in my place.
13 years ago at 11:33 amhahaha touche
13 years ago at 11:41 amKeep the change and Hot dog, you are both fucking idiots
13 years ago at 6:16 pmhell I cried during that reading of the Declaration
13 years ago at 11:51 amGod i Fucking love America. i even teared up a little during the declaration of independence.
13 years ago at 12:27 pmBest commercial by far was the Groupon one about Tibet.
13 years ago at 1:46 pmThis was the best America tribute I think I’ve ever seen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdDNkh98XZE&feature=feedlik
13 years ago at 2:42 pmIf as many people love America as they claim on here then why do we see so many people talking shit about the north, south, and west? We are indeed ONE nation. I believe it is time to start acting like it! God Bless America
13 years ago at 3:10 pmAre you threatened by a little friendly competition between neighbors?
13 years ago at 3:13 pmthere is a difference between friendly competition and arrogance.
13 years ago at 3:49 pmsecond
13 years ago at 5:34 pmWe are indeed all one great nation, but it is our differences that make us great. The GDI nations like the fucking commies in China and the shit heads in the Middle East that practice Sharia law, the law of Islam not of the people, all stress conformity. Being an American means that we get to choose who we are. It’s what gives former GDI’s the chance to go Greek and us Greeks the ability to rage.
13 years ago at 11:02 pmIt’s funny you should say that, because I do love America and I show that appreciation by proving to GDI’s up north that they are wrong and by telling them to suck a fat one. If your a rare conservative up north, frat on fellow countryman – otherwise, fuck off.
13 years ago at 11:22 pmIt’s funny you should say that, because I do love America and I show that appreciation by proving to GDI’s up north that they are socialist bastards and by telling them to suck a fat one. If your a rare conservative up north, frat on fellow countryman – otherwise, fuck off.
13 years ago at 11:23 pm