Support Romney, Even in the Sack
13 years ago

Say It With A Condom, a custom condom company, has recently introduced a line of presidential condoms in honor of the upcoming election.

Say It With A Condom, a customized condom company in New York, has just come out with prophylactics inspired by Mitt Romney and Barack Obama.

The Romney rubber is advertised as being “great for any position,” while the Obama condom has the tagline, “Won’t break as easily as his promises.”

Not only can you now vote for Romney, but you can boast your Republican pride with your schlong, as well. Nothing demonstrates sexual prowess better than whipping out a Mitt’s the Tits rubber.

Other notable political condoms include John McCain’s “Old, but not expired,” and Sarah Palin’s “As thin as her resume” condoms. The website also has a selection of already made customized designs, my favorite being a snapshot of a Google map that reads “Your ticket to Poundtown.”

But there’s no need for the fun to stop there! You can go online an submit your own artwork, finally making your awful, pervy condom fantasies come true.

Not that any of you use condoms, though…