Survey: 1 In 4 Men Fake Orgasms
11 years ago

I never quite understood why a woman would fake an orgasm. It seems more self-defeating than anything – not only does she not get what she wants, but you never learn what really gets her there, ensuring future letdowns. Still, I’m not going to pretend to understand women. If she wants to ruin her own enjoyment, that’s her problem.

What blows my mind is that there are guys out here that fake blowing their loads as well. If two surveys by DatingAdvice.com are to be believed, not only did 22% of men report faking an orgasm, but divorced men are 67% more likely to do so on top of it.

I’m calling bullshit. After all, unless you’re wearing a condom, it’s kind of a difficult thing to fake for a guy. The proof is ultimately going to end up in something or on something. On top of that, being blue-balled by accident is bad enough. Willingly doing it to yourself is taking masochism to an entirely new level. Unless you’re extremely intoxicated or wearing one of those aforementioned rubbers, it’s not that difficult for a guy to get off. Faking it simply seems unnecessary, especially with other options at your disposal such as just passing out or resorting to other measures, respectively.

The NBC News article claims, “The fear is that not having an orgasm – and telling the truth about it – could generate anxiety in their partner and invite endless discussion.” Of course, maybe if you let her know, she’d try something different.

I understand not being able to get there sometimes. It’s frustrating, and usually rare, but it happens for whatever reason. Pretending to get there just so you can stop trying though? You should be embarrassed to call yourself a man.

[via NBC News]

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  4. BigHank

    Guilty. Sometimes you have a rubber on and you’re just too drunk. After a while you just realize it’s not going to happen and you’re just wasting your time.

    11 years ago at 12:14 pm
    2. jerkwithamustache

      Multiple reasons:
      1. She gives bad blowies
      2. Just passing out isn`t an option when you want to get the fuck out of there
      3. As you inevitably sober up you realize you made a really bad call and you just want to get the fuck out of there

      11 years ago at 12:25 pm
    3. billy fratison

      Guilty as well. Once I realize it’s not gonna happen I stop giving a shit and lie so I can go to sleep and not have to hear her cry about how “I dont find her sexy”

      11 years ago at 12:25 pm
    4. jerkwithamustache

      And don`t say there`s no such thing as a bad blow job. Having a carrot peeler destroy your frock really blows.

      11 years ago at 12:25 pm
    6. Its a TFM

      I’ve done it. When I get really drunk I can still get hard but lose most sensitivity down there and it just ain’t gonna happen sometimes. Faking a nut is just easier than listening to some slam cry and ask me a million insecure questions about what she did wrong or why I don’t find her sexy enough when all I want to do is go to sleep. Usually I’ll wake her up in the morning so that she can take care of me “again”. It all works out in the end.

      11 years ago at 1:48 pm
  6. Sratire

    Same reason we do, presumably, you’re just fucking over it and it’s not gonna happen. Yes, I pick winners.

    11 years ago at 12:43 pm
    2. Sratire

      What else is new, Sterling. What am I going to do, try fellas on like shoes until I’ve contracted herpes in search of someone who knows what the fuck he’s doing?

      11 years ago at 1:09 pm
    4. Sratire

      I’ll take my back massager and my reputation, which apparently will pay off at some point. Next time I’m asking for references.

      11 years ago at 1:18 pm
  10. Oprah ls A Dyke

    I don’t like how try-hardy this dude is getting defending his column. That being said, you’re not gonna get wasted and chay every time you hook up with someone. If you do, you’re either that creepy guy who hooks up with drunk girls when you’re sober, or you have an unnaturally sensitive penis. Or you never use condoms. (I’m all for going in raw but sometimes she’s just persistent about you using one, so that happens.) I wouldn’t go as far as to fake it, but sometimes you just have to wait it out until the morning. Besides, worrying about how she feels is NF, right?

    11 years ago at 5:17 pm
  11. Rihanna Deserved It

    sometimes after round 1 i like to go again, but rounds 2-4 can last too damn long. i once found myself thinking about how badly i needed to clean my room after 45 minutes of pounding away on this poor girl.. so pulling out and spitting on her back would’ve saved a lot of effort, but at least i got a good workout in.

    11 years ago at 1:02 am