"I can't believe North Korea botched its missile launch." - nobody. TFM.

  1. Pat McGroin

    Rockets tend to fall apart when they’re made of taped together milk cartons.

    13 years ago at 4:51 pm
    1. Strictly Anal

      My understanding is that they were made of taped together milk cartons because they were made by communists.

      13 years ago at 9:05 pm
    2. anon7472974648

      If you launch a missile made of taped together communist body parts, are you hungry again a half hour later?

      13 years ago at 1:50 pm
    3. The_Confederacy

      If I pee in 6 butts in one week, what is my BPPY (butts peed per year)? First one gets a high five and or a cookie.

      13 years ago at 3:58 pm
    4. Fratquatch

      ^ I do believe it is 312, but the likelihood of that happening is very small. After you pee in a about 24 butts you will most likely be hunted down and killed you monster.

      13 years ago at 8:53 am
    1. Judge

      Fuck that Canadian, bullshit excuse of a sport. The only Rangers with any significance play in Texas.

      13 years ago at 5:51 pm
    1. Boots and Sperrys

      Careful there slugger… Wouldn’t wanna have you say something you will surely regret

      13 years ago at 9:36 am
  2. carolinahaze

    This isnt even on topic but fuck yall im wasted. Fuck obama fuck biden fuck all other communists/democrats vote american vote republican

    13 years ago at 12:26 am
    1. carolinahaze

      It sounds even better now that I’m reading it sober. What are you, a secret Pinko?

      13 years ago at 1:20 pm