Taco Bell Is Launching Cheetos Burritos Because America Has No Morals

El Taco9 years ago

Are you hungover 24/7? Do you hate yourself? Do you wish someone would create a fast food equivalent to a swift kick to the nuts? Well, you overinflated exercise ball, here’s a bit of good news: Taco Bell is getting ready to unveil its greatest creation since the Doritos Locos Tacos.

The fast food restaurant is reportedly working on adding Cheetos to burritos because America gets what America wants.

Business Insider:

Taco Bell is launching a test of a Cheetos burrito.

The fast-food chain is adding the wild mashup to the menu in Cincinnati in mid-August, Taco Bell told Business Insider. The dish will contain seasoned meat, rice, cheese sauce, and, of course, Cheetos, reports Foodbeast.

According to Taco Bell, the Cheetos Burrito will cost $1.

A burrito AND Cheetos for only $1?! Wait, no. That can’t be right. That’s too good of a deal. That’s essentially stealing.

The Cheetos burritos will insert nicely into a Taco Bell lineup that’s already featured Doritos and Fritos Tacos. My only hope now is that Cheez-It tacos aren’t too far behind.

We knew Taco Bell would be making some noise here soon. There was no way they were going to stand idly by as Burger King’s Cheetos mac-and-cheese bites tore up the fast food world.

As an outspoken taco supporter and part-time Mexican, I feel like I should get first dibs on these. At the very least, the Taco Bell Cheetos Burrito people need to send me a shirt or something. I want to be stuffed full of meaty and cheesy goodness, and I want people to know it.

Taco Bell has reportedly already been testing Beefy Cheddar Cheetos Crunchwrap Sliders and Supreme Cheetos Crunchwrap Sliders on the lab rats up North.

I love food that looks the same going in as it does coming out.

These should be perfect for your next game of Battleshits..

[via Business Insider]

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