Taking her up in the private jet, and taking her down at 30,000 feet. TFM.

  1. CapstoneRager

    I never thought I’d be one of those people who would say hateful things about you on this website, but this sorry fucking excuse for a TFM has left me no choice.

    Intern, please take your so-called private jet to a tropical island and, upon landing, please have an angry looking Rastafarian shove a coconut up your asshole while another guy places box jellyfish on your eyes and testicles. I want your death to truly be unique and painful.

    P.S. For the sake of all that is good don’t ever fucking post another TFM on this site. Just stick to Fail Friday. You suck fucking royally at it, but we’ve come to appreciate that.

    13 years ago at 6:48 am
  2. Sleazy Asshole

    Intern, when will you realize that we don’t give a shit what you have to say? You do not have a difficult job. Get off your lazy ass and earn your minimum wage you derelict piece of fuck.

    13 years ago at 9:33 am
  3. Real_Frataholic

    Intern.. You silly goose, and by silly I mean die and by goose I mean a slow painful death

    13 years ago at 12:35 am