Apparently TCU Frat Guys Held A Clown Hunt Last Night And Used Golf Clubs As Weapons

Harrison Lee10 years ago

The full email from TCU on the recent reportings of clown sightings: pic.twitter.com/Y3gMLlFAhb

— Grant McGalliard (@GrantMcGTCU) October 4, 2016

There's a clown on TCU's campus and the entire frat population just ran past Sherley yelling "LETS GO GET HIM" I feel so safe

— Sarah Olson (@sarah_olson58) October 4, 2016

Clowns are at tcu but at least all the frat boys are hunting them with golf clubs to keep us safe

— Emilia Zanardi (@EmiliaMiaZ) October 4, 2016

Not sure what was scarier: the clown standing outside my dorm or the number of frat boys with golf clubs and short shorts that chased it

— Jackie Flynn (@jfjackieflynn1) October 4, 2016

This is so TCU. Nothing like a bunch of rich, white guys grabbing their golf clubs to beat the shit out of a clown. When I think of the #1 school that would do this, it’s TCU. At SMU, we’d just tell our butler to take care of it. Bet no one cared that white privilege was responsible for keeping the campus safe last night. Maybe it’s not such a bad thing?

There was also one brave girl who grabbed a Swiffer.

TSM?

If there’s anything Texas has taught anyone, it’s that they mean it when they say “don’t mess with Texas.” We got guns and shit. So if you’re a clown at Texas Tech University, you’re going to get shot. The frat guys there are more than likely going to grab something that packs a little more punch than their golf clubs..