Team Fighting Is The Most Savage Sport In The World, Needs To Come To America

Alex Buscemi9 years ago

Do you ever watch UFC and think, “This isn’t violent enough?” I know I do. That’s why the TFC (Team Fighting Championship) needs to become a thing in America.

Basically, two teams of four line up on either side of the ring, then, at the sound of the whistle, proceed to hammer each other’s faces in till one team remains standing.

Watching two rows of angry people collide at full speed, shouting at each other in some sort of unintelligible eastern European language, was fucking savage. It’s like “Braveheart” without the weapons.

It’s possibly the most brutal sporting event I’ve ever witnessed. Two guys will be squared up, then a third guy will come out of nowhere and crank one of them in the back of the head. As the competitors fall one by one, the match quickly dissolves into three teammates standing in a circle, kicking the shit out of the last opponent lying on the ground.

Is he dead? I haven’t seen a face that messed up in a sports competition since Michael Phelps in the Olympics..