Ted Cruz’s College Roommate Says He Jerked It A Bunch
In 2004, Ted Cruz defended a Texas ruling that said selling sex toys was not protected by the Constitution. In fact, in his briefing, Cruz’s office went so far as to say, “There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship.”
Well, it turns out that Ted Cruz’s former roommate, screenwriter Craig Mazin, had some thoughts on that. When someone on Twitter pointed this out to Mazin, he tweeted out that Ted must have changed his mind on the whole masturbation issue.
Ted Cruz thinks people don't have a right to "stimulate their genitals." I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his.
— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) April 13, 2016
What’s the big deal here, Craig? I’m sure you jerked it just as much as Teddy did. He was an 18-year-old horny college kid who once joked that aspirations ere the sweat that comes out of his butt..
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Same
9 years ago at 11:54 amWho can blame the guy with a mug like that.
9 years ago at 11:55 amWhen my older brother would piss me off which was a lot Id rub it out and put my man cream in his shampoo bottle
9 years ago at 11:57 amWhat the fuck is wrong with you?
9 years ago at 12:02 pmHe’s a giant prick and deserved every load
9 years ago at 12:03 pmYeah, his sentence formatting is atrocious
9 years ago at 12:03 pmSwing and a miss. But thanks for playing.
9 years ago at 12:06 pmYou guys don’t understand
9 years ago at 12:10 pmGross, but sticking to your guns is definitely a TFM
9 years ago at 1:05 pmCraig Mazin (Cruz’s roommate) is a dweeby liberal screenwriter who the hell cares what he has to say?
9 years ago at 11:58 amWe all read the article too
9 years ago at 11:59 amJerkin it a bunch. TFM
9 years ago at 11:59 amEverybody likes to shuck their own corn
9 years ago at 8:15 pmTrump’s a democrat
9 years ago at 12:04 pmTed’s a Zealot
9 years ago at 1:04 pmWould you rather have a zealot, like Obama, or a democrat?
9 years ago at 3:21 pmTrump is a fraud, conman. He’s lied, inherited, cheated, and conned people to his “success.”
The defining moment for me was when he though the required 1237 delegates (majority +1) to secure the number was a “random, arbitrary number.” He’s a moron.
9 years ago at 3:22 pmHe is, but Cruz sucks for different reasons. Hence I’ll be voting Libertarian again. Like Ted, I plan to #feelthejohnson
9 years ago at 9:44 pmI felt the Johnson in 2012. I was satisfied with the Johnson so I’m going back for seconds.
9 years ago at 6:27 amYou “ere” very good at proofreading.
9 years ago at 12:05 pmTrump is way more of a rowdy gentleman than Ted Cruz #buildthewall
9 years ago at 12:08 pmHigh schools great huh? Live it up while you still can ya rowdy gentleman you
9 years ago at 12:14 pmUh, Rowdy Gentleman don’t wear KFC buckets on their heads. It’s bow ties and natural light
9 years ago at 12:20 pmDamnit. This is what you people have created.
9 years ago at 12:46 pm^RFT
9 years ago at 12:59 pmAre you in high school or PIKE?
9 years ago at 2:27 pmWhat’s the difference?
9 years ago at 9:32 pmIf excessive masturbation is wrong the last thing I want to be is right.
9 years ago at 12:32 pmWho wants a president that has never beat it anyways?
9 years ago at 12:56 pmI think the better question is who wants a woman, whose husband had to outsource getting his dick sucked, for president?
9 years ago at 2:35 pm