Ted Cruz’s College Roommate Says He Jerked It A Bunch

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In 2004, Ted Cruz defended a Texas ruling that said selling sex toys was not protected by the Constitution. In fact, in his briefing, Cruz’s office went so far as to say, “There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship.”

Well, it turns out that Ted Cruz’s former roommate, screenwriter Craig Mazin, had some thoughts on that. When someone on Twitter pointed this out to Mazin, he tweeted out that Ted must have changed his mind on the whole masturbation issue.

What’s the big deal here, Craig? I’m sure you jerked it just as much as Teddy did. He was an 18-year-old horny college kid who once joked that aspirations ere the sweat that comes out of his butt.

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  1. Premed Dr.penis

    When my older brother would piss me off which was a lot Id rub it out and put my man cream in his shampoo bottle

    8 years ago at 11:57 am
  2. Mancy17

    Craig Mazin (Cruz’s roommate) is a dweeby liberal screenwriter who the hell cares what he has to say?

    8 years ago at 11:58 am
      1. BourbonMeyer3

        Trump is a fraud, conman. He’s lied, inherited, cheated, and conned people to his “success.”

        The defining moment for me was when he though the required 1237 delegates (majority +1) to secure the number was a “random, arbitrary number.” He’s a moron.

        8 years ago at 3:22 pm
    1. ZeteNJ

      He is, but Cruz sucks for different reasons. Hence I’ll be voting Libertarian again. Like Ted, I plan to #feelthejohnson

      8 years ago at 9:44 pm
      1. Frabst

        I felt the Johnson in 2012. I was satisfied with the Johnson so I’m going back for seconds.

        8 years ago at 6:27 am
      1. guest69

        Uh, Rowdy Gentleman don’t wear KFC buckets on their heads. It’s bow ties and natural light

        8 years ago at 12:20 pm
    1. Grenade_Diving_Wingman

      I think the better question is who wants a woman, whose husband had to outsource getting his dick sucked, for president?

      8 years ago at 2:35 pm