Ted Cruz’s College Roommate Says He Jerked It A Bunch
In 2004, Ted Cruz defended a Texas ruling that said selling sex toys was not protected by the Constitution. In fact, in his briefing, Cruz’s office went so far as to say, “There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship.”
Well, it turns out that Ted Cruz’s former roommate, screenwriter Craig Mazin, had some thoughts on that. When someone on Twitter pointed this out to Mazin, he tweeted out that Ted must have changed his mind on the whole masturbation issue.
Ted Cruz thinks people don't have a right to "stimulate their genitals." I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his.
— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) April 13, 2016
What’s the big deal here, Craig? I’m sure you jerked it just as much as Teddy did. He was an 18-year-old horny college kid who once joked that aspirations ere the sweat that comes out of his butt..
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If that’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right
9 years ago at 12:57 pmNow that you mention it, I could see Ted being the reason his dorm had to put up “Don’t masturbate in the showers, it clogs the drains” signs
9 years ago at 1:12 pmHuh, figured him as a donkey punch enthusiast.
9 years ago at 1:52 pmWhy is this even an article? Just post a screenshot of the tweet and caption that fucker. Done deal.
9 years ago at 1:56 pmJFK: “If I don’t have sex every day, I get a headache” TFM
9 years ago at 2:12 pmLooks like Ted and I have more in common than I thought
9 years ago at 2:27 pm