Telling people you're ambidextrous, but leaving out the part about that claim only referring to your drinking. TFM.

12 years ago
  2. red__white__blue

    Telling people you’re ambidextrous, but only referring to beating your meat. TYouM

    12 years ago at 10:05 pm
  3. Rihanna Deserved It

    man I bet the ladies are super impressed that you can do shit either handed.
    you must slay with those skills

    12 years ago at 10:48 pm
  5. John_Belushi

    It’s posts like these that make me wonder how any of my submissions I had high hopes about were declined

    12 years ago at 11:06 pm
    1. ichooseyouPikeachu

      There’s a tragic valley between the awesome submissions and those that are good for some laughs.

      12 years ago at 2:09 am
    2. Jimbofrat

      It also depends on when you submit it. There’s no way they look through every single post submitted.

      12 years ago at 5:56 am
  6. JamesWestfall

    True ambidexterity is being able to finger the vag with the right and the butthole with left. Anything else is just nonsense.

    12 years ago at 3:07 am
  8. Steve Buscemis Teeth

    Hey, what’s the deal with all of this fucking computer code nonsense at the bottom of the “comments” sections on the app? I don’t want to see that shit.

    12 years ago at 8:42 am