Tessa Shetter Is The Most Attractive Girl In The Alaskan Fly Fishing Game
Tessa Shetter
Normally, this is about the time of the week where my inbox is chock-full with girlfriends of college athletes that want to get featured on the site. But today, we’re shaking things up and going off the reservation (come at me, social justice warriors) and exploring the great outdoors with Tessa Shetter.
Tessa is a fly fisher from the great state of Alaska, who also seems to dabble in a little bow hunting. She’s also fine as hell.
I’d hook her
10 years ago at 3:15 pmThat’s a very specific category
10 years ago at 3:18 pmHow does she compare to Vermont Pesser of Louisiana underwater basket weaving?
10 years ago at 3:20 pmTough call, I think Shetters shitter gives her the tools to take home the W on this one though.
10 years ago at 3:47 pmLost it at “Shetter’s shitter”
10 years ago at 4:20 pmShe seems like the type to not shave
10 years ago at 3:26 pmWouldn’t care. I’d work my way through that jungle.
10 years ago at 3:27 pmThere is something wrong with you if you wouldnt tap this because of bush. She could fish all day and I’d go down on that.
10 years ago at 4:55 pmMaddie Brenneman is WAY hotter than this girl. Do your homework
10 years ago at 3:27 pmAgreed. But standards only cock block yourself. I’d hit
10 years ago at 3:34 pmNext week: “Bunga is named most attractive Bangladeshi tap dancer, and we agree.”
Seriously, can you guys please get more obscure with these posts?
10 years ago at 3:29 pmThey’re targeting a niche audience
10 years ago at 3:49 pmKinky
10 years ago at 8:50 amIf you’ve never lived in a mountain town, here’s how this works. There’s a line, about ten guys deep. All of them are better looking than you, and can ski, hunt, and fish circles around you. And that’s for her less attractive friend.
10 years ago at 3:29 pmDidn’t ask.
10 years ago at 3:32 pmMan’s got a point tho
10 years ago at 3:50 pmGreat dog
10 years ago at 3:34 pmI’d put it in the Shetter
10 years ago at 3:50 pmI’d like to swim up her stream like a wild salmon, returning to my spawning grounds to vigorously ejaculate on her eggs before heading back out into the mighty Pacific
10 years ago at 4:35 pm