34Yellowfin That thing at the end of your comment looks like a happy Chinese person. Get that shit outta here you communist. 13 years ago at 6:03 pm
TotalFratBro I have a hard time believing that the bottom line is a full ounce. 13 years ago at 5:58 pm
Fijiwater69 Thought a real shot was 1.5 ounces…. Guess health class lied to me, w.e the teacher was a hard ass dike named “dawn”. She knew how to throw down 13 years ago at 7:33 pm
TauPhiDelta1897 Don’t be an SEC Greek and keep us waiting for weeks for the rest of this story. 13 years ago at 12:05 am
Fijiwater69 Ok, her name was “Dawn Piens” and we called her penis. Rumor has it she’s very well endowed. Anyone like to hear more? 13 years ago at 10:06 am
SECGreek Second on the tissues and lotion. If this is a good story/circlejerk, i’ll tell my story too. 13 years ago at 12:10 pm
Whiskey and Butt Pee It was the beach, and everyone there had matching towels… 13 years ago at 12:13 pm
high kapp Known this for years, used it maybe twice. It’s really pretty useless for our purposes. 13 years ago at 8:07 pm
Awesome. Didn’t know that
13 years ago at 5:18 pmJust fill her to the brim no matter what the drink is
13 years ago at 5:18 pmDamn straight
13 years ago at 6:10 pmTFTC
12 years ago at 6:01 pmSeconds ^_^
13 years ago at 5:19 pmThat thing at the end of your comment looks like a happy Chinese person. Get that shit outta here you communist.
13 years ago at 6:03 pm^this guy gets it.
13 years ago at 6:29 pm^^^the bastard shot one of our Presidents!
13 years ago at 4:36 pmWho ever uses the liquor line? Just fill with ice, then pour.
13 years ago at 5:35 pmFreshman girls.
13 years ago at 4:40 pmUsing the top liquor line.
13 years ago at 6:42 am^ Forgot to put the TFM at the end of that.
13 years ago at 6:43 amWho uses cups? Drink it straight out of the bottle.
13 years ago at 8:45 amWho bothers with bottles? Straight from the barrel.
11 years ago at 1:53 amI have a hard time believing that the bottom line is a full ounce.
13 years ago at 5:58 pmBelieve it, TotalFratBro.
13 years ago at 6:36 am^ for some reason this was funny
13 years ago at 10:31 pmEyeing it out always worked for me.
13 years ago at 7:12 pmYour name
13 years ago at 7:03 amThought a real shot was 1.5 ounces…. Guess health class lied to me, w.e the teacher was a hard ass dike named “dawn”. She knew how to throw down
13 years ago at 7:33 pmPlease tell us more
13 years ago at 8:46 pmDon’t be an SEC Greek and keep us waiting for weeks for the rest of this story.
13 years ago at 12:05 amOk, her name was “Dawn Piens” and we called her penis. Rumor has it she’s very well endowed. Anyone like to hear more?
13 years ago at 10:06 amyes
13 years ago at 11:22 am^^Please sir, go on…
13 years ago at 12:28 pm^^^pulling up a chair
13 years ago at 1:29 pm^^^^ Popping the popcorn and dimming the lights
13 years ago at 9:19 pm^and grabbing the tissues and the lotion
13 years ago at 11:52 amSecond on the tissues and lotion. If this is a good story/circlejerk, i’ll tell my story too.
13 years ago at 12:10 pmIt was the beach, and everyone there had matching towels…
13 years ago at 12:13 pm^this
13 years ago at 3:12 pmDidn’t know this, but really who uses those lines anyway
13 years ago at 8:01 pmNo one, apparently.
13 years ago at 10:00 pmWho’s Line Is It Anyway?
13 years ago at 10:54 pmWhose* line is it anyway?^
13 years ago at 11:04 pmHooze line is it anyway?
13 years ago at 11:26 pmBooze line is it anyway?
13 years ago at 12:01 amSnooze line is it anyway.
13 years ago at 6:37 amShoes line is it anyway
13 years ago at 8:26 amPenis?
13 years ago at 8:49 amJudges ruling? …..And it goes to penis.
13 years ago at 2:35 pmTits… ( . Y . )…yay…
13 years ago at 6:09 pm^^^God you’re such a fuck
13 years ago at 11:00 pm^^^^^^^^^^ DORN! HIRE ME, STOP BEING A DOUCHE!
13 years ago at 1:53 pm^Desperation, NF.
13 years ago at 6:44 pmKnown this for years, used it maybe twice. It’s really pretty useless for our purposes.
13 years ago at 8:07 pmNow I understand your name.
13 years ago at 11:54 amI see what you did there.
13 years ago at 8:21 pm