Waking up still in costume means you didn’t get laid on Halloween weekend, arguably the easiest weekend to get laid. Good job there bud. At least you had a good costume?
Waking up at 2 in the afternoon still dressed as a giant pumpkin
Just tryin’ to get a little blumpkin,
But you failed in your search for the poon,
Because it wasn’t Halloween yet-you partied too soon.
But I must say, I composed this rhyme just so I could say blumpkin,
Because, what else is really fucking hilarious and rhymes with pumpkin?
First?
13 years ago at 8:52 pmGiant pumpkin = NF
13 years ago at 8:54 pmGreat pumpkin on Charlie Brown. TFM.
13 years ago at 9:25 pmYOU CAN SEE IT WITH YOUR OWN EYES
13 years ago at 9:27 pmGiant blumpkin. It’s a TFM so no worries Bro
13 years ago at 9:34 am^
13 years ago at 10:16 amTSM for sure.
13 years ago at 9:03 pmWaking up still in costume means you didn’t get laid on Halloween weekend, arguably the easiest weekend to get laid. Good job there bud. At least you had a good costume?
13 years ago at 9:29 pmOk
13 years ago at 11:27 pmSomething was done here…?
13 years ago at 9:27 am^ no
13 years ago at 4:31 pmSlutty pumpkin?
13 years ago at 9:32 pm^THangingChadM
13 years ago at 10:34 amWaking up at 2 in the afternoon still dressed as a giant pumpkin
13 years ago at 9:37 pmJust tryin’ to get a little blumpkin,
But you failed in your search for the poon,
Because it wasn’t Halloween yet-you partied too soon.
But I must say, I composed this rhyme just so I could say blumpkin,
Because, what else is really fucking hilarious and rhymes with pumpkin?
TFTC. Well Done Sir.
13 years ago at 9:27 amDressed like a Giant Pumpkin? Sounds pretty bottom-tier to me.
13 years ago at 10:06 pmSounds like a pledge move to me.
13 years ago at 5:15 pmWaking up at 2 in the morning still dressed = NF
13 years ago at 10:18 pm^learn to read you illiterate fucking twat. afternoon. 2 in the afternoon
13 years ago at 8:48 pmI apologize. didn’t see the other post. laps taken
13 years ago at 8:48 pmAfternoon*
13 years ago at 10:19 pmLaps taken
Yeah, you fucked up twice…
13 years ago at 11:22 pm^ Not as bad as you…
13 years ago at 9:01 amThis is fucking stupid… But still give em hell KA. Fire the intern though
13 years ago at 11:22 pmThe intern fucking sucks.
13 years ago at 12:04 am