I was walking down the street and some hooker said, “Do you want a sloppy been?” I responded with, “How much will that be?” Well she looked at me and said “That’ll be about tree fiddy.” Well it was about this time I noticed that this slut was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era!
I was walking down the street and some hooker said, “Do you want a sloppy been?” I responded with, “How much will that be?” Well she looked at me and said “That’ll be about tree fiddy.” Well it was about this time I noticed that this slut was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era!
13 years ago at 1:50 pmI’m going to guess that you meant you were offered a “sloppy beej” as opposed to a “sloppy been”
13 years ago at 2:09 pmProtozoa- supernova girl. TFM
13 years ago at 2:51 pmFuck you ^ and ^^.
13 years ago at 4:47 pmIt was about that time I noticed the Girl Scout was 8 stories tall
13 years ago at 4:49 pmI personally prefer a powerpoint/wink combo. That’s just me guys.
13 years ago at 1:54 pmI like the violent hip thrust.
13 years ago at 3:42 pmYou’re like 26, what the hell are you doing in lecture halls?
13 years ago at 2:18 pm^He keeps getting older but they stay the same age.
13 years ago at 2:58 pmAcknowledging a slam in public. NF
13 years ago at 3:52 pmStop trying to make finger pistols happen
13 years ago at 5:53 pmYou’re married, Dorn
13 years ago at 6:49 pmI shot off my penis pistol in your wife’s cooter… and I wasn’t shooting blanks.
13 years ago at 8:41 pm