Slipping the mall Santa a crisp $5 bill when delivering your wildly unrealistic Christmas gift list at five years old. TFM.

  1. FuckLiberals69

    Dorn slipping bacon a crisp 5 dollar bill after a mid workday rim job. TFM

    13 years ago at 8:04 pm
    1. right or wrong

      Santa slipping his boner into kids 100s of kids while they sit on him Tmein50yearsM

      13 years ago at 6:24 pm
  2. Lil B

    LIL B IS NOT LITTLE B HE IS ACTUALLY VERY BIG AND CAN BEAT KEVIN DURANT IN BASKETBALL WOW HE IS THE BEST BALLER IN THE WORLD WOW – Lil B

    13 years ago at 8:08 pm
  3. Elmer Fudd

    Giving Santa a handjob because you know good ol’ Mrs. Claus just doesn’t have the hands for it anymore. RFM

    13 years ago at 8:42 pm
    1. Sunrise Shotguns

      Total five year old frat move, for those of y’all who are a little slow in the brain department.

      13 years ago at 9:14 pm
  4. JacksonsBro

    Hey Bacon you’re the cool one…can we have interaction privileges back on the sweethearts? Just something would be nice. Like a Christmas present.

    13 years ago at 11:16 pm
    1. itsDallin

      This. Bacon is a gentleman and a scholar. Can’t say the same for dorn. Yeah, I left his name in lowercase letters. Insignificant fool.

      13 years ago at 12:35 am
  5. Im American

    Slipping the mall Santa a crisp penis when delivering your wildly unrealistic Christmas gift list at twenty-five years old. RFM.

    13 years ago at 11:25 pm
    1. OwenLincolnFratter

      Keep telling yourself that. We all know the intern gives you the daily bj under your desk after lunch.

      13 years ago at 11:54 am