Slipping the mall Santa a crisp $5 bill when delivering your wildly unrealistic Christmas gift list at five years old. TFM.

    1. GTgentleman

      ^^mmm I’d kill for a pinch of copenhagen BROng cut with a good ol’ shiner BROck right about now.

      13 years ago at 4:52 pm
    2. Bone Padre

      you’ll get sick of southern blend in a bout a month, once the novelty wears off.

      the flavor runs out in, like, 15 minutes, and ends up tasting like rice.

      13 years ago at 8:45 pm
  1. ImNateHlggers

    Dorno hittin it outta the park with another power move. You have a lot of haters, Dorn, but you got my respect.

    13 years ago at 5:50 am
  2. Alphonse Stilldrunk

    Slipping Dorn a $5 bill so that he’ll allow comments on the sweethearts again. TFM.

    13 years ago at 3:01 pm
  3. SEC Gameday Drunk

    Why do we act like its ok for dorn to comment on his own post. Unfucking acceptable

    13 years ago at 4:54 pm
  4. TFM Repeater

    Slipping the mall Santa a crisp $5 bill when delivering your wildly unrealistic Christmas gift list at five years old.

    13 years ago at 5:44 pm