So The Texas Agriculture Commissioner Just Called Hillary Clinton A Cunt On Twitter

Jared Borislow8 years ago

No, seriously. And this wasn’t a sly “See you next Tuesday!” slipped into a tweet, either. Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller literally replaced Hillary’s name with the name “Cunt” in a tweet comparing Clinton’s poll numbers to Trump’s. I’m pretty sure “Cunt” isn’t even a real name that people have. Not sure; I’ll get some people on that. In the meantime, check out the since-deleted tweet.

From Twitter/@MillerForTexas:

Stupid move here by Miller to delete the tweet. Calling someone a cunt is essentially like eating someone else’s laxative: Once you do it, there’s no going back. You can’t act like you never ate the laxative, because your shit-caked ass says otherwise. You can’t apologize for taking the laxative, because do you know who doesn’t care about your apology? The laxative. He will turn your ass into Mt. VePoovius regardless of how sorry you are. You can claim eating the laxative was a mistake, but why would you do that? You’re going to shit yourself either way; might as well own it.

This is, surprisingly, not the craziest thing Sid Miller’s done since taking office.

From The Texas Tribune:

Miller’s conduct in office has ranged from the cartoonish — revamping inspection stickers for the state’s more than 170,000 fuel pumps to more prominently feature his name — to the potentially criminal — allegedly bankrolling two out-of-state trips with public funds to receive what’s known as a “Jesus Shot” and to compete in a rodeo.

Texas forever!.

***UPDATE 4:12 p.m.***

THERE’S A HACKER ON THE LOOSE!

Stay woke out there, tweeps. This hacker will hack your account, tweet a bunch of things from it that sound exactly like things you’d tweet, then slip in a profanity that also sounds exactly like something you’d tweet BUT HE’S TOTALLY A HACKER AND NOT YOU! Be advised.

(Psst. The hacker isn’t real.)

OWN YOUR TAKE, MILLER, GOD DAMMIT. OWN IT!!!

***END OF UPDATE***

***YAY ANOTHER UPDATE! 4:24 p.m.***

Welp, ol’ Miller deleted his apology now. Fantastic. These tweets may shed some light on why he did that, though.

This sounds like the perfect time for Sid to go to a nearby store and purchase a 12-pack of take so he can start taking ownership of takes. Just a thought.

***END OF UPDATE***

***FINAL UPDATE? 4:57 p.m.***

Here is the official apology from Sid Miller’s team:

Take: sold out. Poor form, Sid..

***END OF UPDATE***

[via Twitter/@MillerForTexas, The Texas Tribune]

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