1. PledgeInTheCloset

      I sincerely hope with every fiber of my being, that you have a great wife who bears many children. And I can only pray that one day, you lose them all, along with everything you love. Maybe they’ll drown in your shitty above ground pool, you poverty stricken fuck.

      12 years ago at 11:04 am
    2. MichelleO is a Hoe

      Pledgeinthecloset, I’d like to take the time out of my day to tell you that you’re a fucking piece of shit. I would rather lose my nipples and ability to orgasm than to EVER be in the presence of you. Eat shit.

      12 years ago at 12:02 pm
    3. TKEpledge

      100% chance the big in your photo is some breed of siamese cow. Little would need about 20-25 shots of motivation.

      12 years ago at 5:24 pm
    4. Mymymylittleadpi1851

      ^TKEpledge I’m sorry, are you still butt hurt because I don’t want to have limbless sex with you?

      12 years ago at 5:28 pm
    5. TKEpledge

      Nah, I’m just praying for your benefit you’re the little in that pic, because the big’s mouth is big enough to fit about 6 dicks inside.

      12 years ago at 5:29 pm
    6. Mymymylittleadpi1851

      I’m sorry to say any dicks that were to go in either of our mouths would not belong to you.

      12 years ago at 5:31 pm
    7. Mymymylittleadpi1851

      and I’m praying for your benefit that you don’t use a picture of Tom Cruise because you in any way resemble him. That would be unfortunate.

      12 years ago at 5:32 pm
  1. Nicholas Frattington

    Does anyone else think those koozie necklaces look fucking retarded?

    12 years ago at 2:00 pm
    1. DavidAllanBro

      Yes. Are these people in a fucking nursing home? Do they need help holding a fucking can? Pussies.

      12 years ago at 2:42 pm
    2. CouchesPullOutIDont

      Frees up your hands to do whatever you want while you drink. Sounds pretty fucking chill to me.

      12 years ago at 9:30 am
    1. WombRaider

      5 beers and it’d be dead? You’re peanut butter and beer sessions with mom’s poodle aren’t something you can extrapolate to all hounds.

      12 years ago at 7:23 am
  2. Brovis Love III

    what he needs is one of those mini-kegs st. benards carry around their necks while rescuing people in the snow. full of liquor. That is man’s best friend.

    12 years ago at 1:11 pm
    1. Lil B THE BASEDGOD

      PLEASE NEVER FEED YOUR DOG ALCOHOL IT COULD GET VERY SICK AND IT IS NOT GOOD FOR THEM ANIMALS HAVE FEELINGS AND THEY MAKE CHOICES EVERY DAY – Lil B

      12 years ago at 2:43 am