I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a nine year old girl’s bare chest. “How?” you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if you’re a volunteer in a children’s clinic and a girl has a hacking cough and a nurse asks you to “put some of this on her” while she calls the doctor. “Putting some of this on hear” meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She’s sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing. Details: She’s about 4 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She’s in jammies I think because although I’m pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it. God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy. I didn’t do anything else because I’m a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn’t technically do anything wrong, so I’m in the clear. I’d write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.
Ron Swanson, Faf
13 years ago at 12:32 pmHow big is this big sister? Does the skinny sister also want to kill you?
13 years ago at 12:32 pmI just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a nine year old girl’s bare chest. “How?” you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if you’re a volunteer in a children’s clinic and a girl has a hacking cough and a nurse asks you to “put some of this on her” while she calls the doctor. “Putting some of this on hear” meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She’s sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing. Details: She’s about 4 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She’s in jammies I think because although I’m pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it. God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy. I didn’t do anything else because I’m a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn’t technically do anything wrong, so I’m in the clear. I’d write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.
13 years ago at 2:27 pmI fucking hate you. Please kys
13 years ago at 2:43 pmKnowing this story, I’d say they made a HUGE mistake putting you anywhere near prepubescent girls.
13 years ago at 3:52 pm^ this guy doesn’t get it.
13 years ago at 4:55 pmWell that made me uncomfortable.
13 years ago at 10:11 pmThis is the stupidest thing I have read in my life. Please die.
13 years ago at 2:47 pmYou know you have done this in real life a time or two….. Also, Fuck Pike!
13 years ago at 3:32 pmIf I point to a bitch, she knows what to do. YFM
13 years ago at 4:41 pmI bet you got with her too. What a guy!
13 years ago at 9:18 pmShooting the cock pistol at her big sister knowing she is in the room. RFM.
13 years ago at 5:47 pm