I hate it when slampieces tell me "wrong hole." I know exactly what I'm doing. TFM. ptthompson15 years ago
FratMuscle “When the red river flows, don’t take the dirt road. Find another ranch.” 15 years ago at 7:02 pm
BROwnOutOfProportion When she says she doesn’t want you to think she’s a slut, just tell her that if she lets you in the back door then technically you did not have sex. Works 60% of the time, every time. 15 years ago at 1:39 pm
It’s not rape if you say, “jk” afterwards
15 years ago at 5:19 pmMy lawyer took that approach. Apparently it still is.
15 years ago at 6:20 pm^so youre in jail…?
15 years ago at 9:13 pmWifi sucks, but I get to post while I’m on lunch break.
15 years ago at 10:24 pm^snicker
15 years ago at 5:02 amNo means Yes. TFTC.
15 years ago at 6:25 pmMost juries would disagree with you.
15 years ago at 6:29 pmNo means Yes. Yes means Anal.
15 years ago at 6:39 pmIts not rape if you say surprise. Its surprise sex.
15 years ago at 6:57 pmIt’s not rape if she’s wearing a skirt.
15 years ago at 8:49 pmIt’s not rape if she has hair. TFTC
15 years ago at 10:26 pmhope that girl poops on your d
15 years ago at 4:42 pm“When the red river flows, don’t take the dirt road. Find another ranch.”
15 years ago at 7:02 pmyou’re doing it wrong.
15 years ago at 7:10 pmHahahaha awesome
15 years ago at 7:58 pm99 no’s and 1 yes still means yes.
15 years ago at 10:32 pmThis is a fucking solid TFM. One for the record books.
15 years ago at 10:10 amWhen she says she doesn’t want you to think she’s a slut, just tell her that if she lets you in the back door then technically you did not have sex. Works 60% of the time, every time.
15 years ago at 1:39 pm