This is fucking stupid. You know you are supposed to call all the younger people worthless pieces of shit. Also does anyone know how to get hot piece to like them? I keep trying cause I think she is really cute and I want to date her but she wont ever reply to me!
Hawtpiece is all about mushy lovey stuff, guys who aren’t afraid to show their sensitive side (cry a lot), guys who are needy 24/7, and she doesn’t care how much money you make. In fact, she lives by the “more money more problems” motto.
^ I can be very sensitive and sweet. And also treat her very well, but how do I show that even though I have a lot of money…it doesn’t mean as much to me as she does?
Make sure she knows she’s the only one. Tip 5% instead of 20%, don’t spend money on haircuts or shower (she likes that). Hawtpiece will be wetter than a sloot reading a Bacon article.
first
13 years ago at 3:18 pmI really hope you fall down a well
13 years ago at 7:00 pm^this. simple but effective
13 years ago at 7:57 pm^^Below the belt?
13 years ago at 11:18 pmWHERE THE FUCK IS SECGREEK’S STORY!
13 years ago at 3:48 pm^This. If I don’t get a god damn story soon my pledges are going on a bath salts rampage.
13 years ago at 4:46 pmThis is fucking stupid. You know you are supposed to call all the younger people worthless pieces of shit. Also does anyone know how to get hot piece to like them? I keep trying cause I think she is really cute and I want to date her but she wont ever reply to me!
13 years ago at 3:59 pmI heard she enjoys threats and surprise butt sex
13 years ago at 4:12 pmI would talk to Campus Rapist.
13 years ago at 4:31 pmHawtpiece is all about mushy lovey stuff, guys who aren’t afraid to show their sensitive side (cry a lot), guys who are needy 24/7, and she doesn’t care how much money you make. In fact, she lives by the “more money more problems” motto.
13 years ago at 6:11 pm^ I can be very sensitive and sweet. And also treat her very well, but how do I show that even though I have a lot of money…it doesn’t mean as much to me as she does?
13 years ago at 6:22 pmMake sure she knows she’s the only one. Tip 5% instead of 20%, don’t spend money on haircuts or shower (she likes that). Hawtpiece will be wetter than a sloot reading a Bacon article.
13 years ago at 6:43 pm^ if you are misinforming so you can hook up with her, we will no longer be friends bama…
13 years ago at 7:02 pmI’m not, I want my next internet GF to be Sratire.
13 years ago at 8:30 pmI called her. Fuck you.
13 years ago at 9:48 pmMe and better than you already ran train. Y’all are slow on the draw.
13 years ago at 2:29 amFor the record, you all are fucking creeps.
13 years ago at 8:07 am^ Don’t act like you’ve never killed a hooker before.
13 years ago at 8:18 amThe one and only name for a pledge is “Donkey”.
13 years ago at 5:11 pm“Goat”
13 years ago at 5:37 pmMaking the pledges have anal intercourse with both of these animals. RFM.
13 years ago at 5:55 pmA tarantula.
13 years ago at 5:56 pmThis is a test because my last comment was moderated…Hell Week
13 years ago at 5:58 pmGOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHY THE FUCK IS TALKING ABOUT THE LAST EVENING OF THE WEEK BEFORE PLEDGES ARE INITIATED FUCKING MODERATED?????? HOLY FUCKING SHIT
13 years ago at 6:00 pm^^^^^ also acceptable
13 years ago at 7:49 pmTest…
13 years ago at 7:10 pmNot get moderated because hot piece loves me….I so hope…
13 years ago at 7:31 pmPics or it didn’t happen.
13 years ago at 11:26 pm