I was about to fuck this new sorostitute when after a quick game of just the tip she tells me she's a virgin. I reply "these are 600 thread count Ralph Lauren sheets and I believe you remember the front door". TFM.

  1. TG

    You are a fucking fag. RL sheets are cheaper than dirt and deflowering a girl is one of the frattiest things one could do. And what the hell is texas state? Sounds like a school for poors. In fact I just looked it up, my dad’s net worth is higher than your school’s pathetic endowment. In essence, I could put my name on half the buildings of your school. But I don’t fucking give hand outs to poors like you.

    13 years ago at 9:17 am
    1. brobert e lee

      your name is TG, typical dickwad sae. not getting blood on your sheets is the way to go.

      13 years ago at 11:04 am
    2. The first and last.

      Sae always butt hurt that their rush budget is smaller than their cocks.

      13 years ago at 1:46 pm
  2. Bro Montana

    Fuck her, then go buy some 700 thread count sheets like a real man. Dont know what to do with the old sheets? Give them to some poor GDI. TFM.

    13 years ago at 1:13 pm
  3. Phi mu and better than you

    Looks like you need a new slampiece to teach you that 600 tc is NF. A TFM would be the 1200tc monogrammed sheets I gave my fratdaddy just for looking cute in his new b bros non iron.

    12 years ago at 10:03 am