I was about to fuck this new sorostitute when after a quick game of just the tip she tells me she's a virgin. I reply "these are 600 thread count Ralph Lauren sheets and I believe you remember the front door". TFM.
You are a fucking fag. RL sheets are cheaper than dirt and deflowering a girl is one of the frattiest things one could do. And what the hell is texas state? Sounds like a school for poors. In fact I just looked it up, my dad’s net worth is higher than your school’s pathetic endowment. In essence, I could put my name on half the buildings of your school. But I don’t fucking give hand outs to poors like you.
Looks like you need a new slampiece to teach you that 600 tc is NF. A TFM would be the 1200tc monogrammed sheets I gave my fratdaddy just for looking cute in his new b bros non iron.
You are a fucking fag. RL sheets are cheaper than dirt and deflowering a girl is one of the frattiest things one could do. And what the hell is texas state? Sounds like a school for poors. In fact I just looked it up, my dad’s net worth is higher than your school’s pathetic endowment. In essence, I could put my name on half the buildings of your school. But I don’t fucking give hand outs to poors like you.
14 years ago at 9:17 amChill the fuck out. This is a goddamn website. Don’t be such a bitchy cunt.
14 years ago at 10:20 pmyour name is TG, typical dickwad sae. not getting blood on your sheets is the way to go.
14 years ago at 11:04 amSae always butt hurt that their rush budget is smaller than their cocks.
14 years ago at 1:46 pmAmen.
14 years ago at 11:34 amFuck her, then go buy some 700 thread count sheets like a real man. Dont know what to do with the old sheets? Give them to some poor GDI. TFM.
14 years ago at 1:13 pmLooks like you need a new slampiece to teach you that 600 tc is NF. A TFM would be the 1200tc monogrammed sheets I gave my fratdaddy just for looking cute in his new b bros non iron.
13 years ago at 10:03 am