Putting "in a relationship" with a girl on facebook just to get laid... then changing it the next morning. TFM.

For those who seriously don’t get it, The Piker and XxRushPIKE69xX are fake accounts, made to show how terrible the fraternity is and to basically annoy us because WE LET THEM get a rise out of us. They are pests. TFM pledge/intern obviously hasn’t been hazed enough. He’ll moderate the hell out of the post or comment of someone else, but then he’ll let the excrement these two spew be posted on this site and under every damn post, much to our disappointment. There are a few theories I have: TFM Pledge/intern is a Pike sympathizer, or worse TFM pledge/intern is a Pike (obviously he hasn’t been hazed enough and allows these GDI’s to post. Makes sense, minus the fact that the creators of the site aren’t Pikes), or THE WORST…TFM Pledge/intern (who could still be a pike) got tired of being told to “sit out the next few plays” and in his anger, created fake accounts known as The Piker and XxRushPIKE69xX. Whatever theory may be correct, this much is true: I know pledges that haze harder then whoever is hazing the TFM pledge/intern right now. The TFM pledge/intern may as well be considered the TSM PM for his lack of quality hazing. We have to face it; the posts on this site may not get much better until fall semester when hopefully a new TFM pledge/intern will be chosen, and hazed-the-shit-out-of if history is allowed to repeat itself. Don’t lose faith my brothers. Yes, the site’s quality is dropping. Yes, way too many shitheads are allowed to post. But the promise of tomorrow is bright. At least we still have Oprah is a D, Blackball Bill, The General, and of course, Sterling Cooper. Let’s raise a glass of the finest alcohol you can get to the future, empty it, and then throw it at the head of whatever GDI’s or Pikes we might unfortunately see planking. Hopefully this post will give you hope, if TFM pledge/intern doesn’t over-edit it or bar it in the first place.