The little bit of weight you gain over the holidays because no slam's cooking can compare to mother's. TFM. alwaysAtoB14 years ago
More Frat Than You My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush. 14 years ago at 8:37 pm
Fully Torqued ^ There can only be one answer to that. She can suck start a leaf blower. 14 years ago at 9:06 pm
ClassXIsratty Your slam can’t cook because she’s a slam and not wifey material! 14 years ago at 8:48 pm
All Natural Srat “Wifey” material? Your fratdaddy calls you “boo” doesn’t he? 14 years ago at 1:01 am
HankRearden Doesn’t mean the slam can’t cook, just means the mother has about 30 years of experience that no slam has yet. 14 years ago at 8:42 am
wantchipsw_that xoxo ^ I was thinking the same thing, Natural Srat. By the way, Class, your comment was unneccessary. I’m confident in my cooking skills, but who do you think I learned from? My mother. 14 years ago at 8:43 am
alwaysAtoB The little bit of weight you gain over the holidays because no slam’s cooking can compare to mother’s. TFM. 14 years ago at 11:34 pm
Total momma’s boy move?
14 years ago at 8:30 pmDude that sucks that your mom can’t cook
14 years ago at 8:32 pmMy Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
14 years ago at 8:37 pmWhy would your dad marry your mom if she can’t cook?
14 years ago at 8:45 pm^ There can only be one answer to that. She can suck start a leaf blower.
14 years ago at 9:06 pmI think I found my next date night date then.
14 years ago at 10:52 pm^hahaha awesome.
14 years ago at 9:05 amYour slam can’t cook because she’s a slam and not wifey material!
14 years ago at 8:48 pm“Wifey” material? Your fratdaddy calls you “boo” doesn’t he?
14 years ago at 1:01 amHe knows better than to call me a slam thats for sure!
14 years ago at 8:35 amDoesn’t mean the slam can’t cook, just means the mother has about 30 years of experience that no slam has yet.
14 years ago at 8:42 am^ I was thinking the same thing, Natural Srat. By the way, Class, your comment was unneccessary. I’m confident in my cooking skills, but who do you think I learned from? My mother.
14 years ago at 8:43 amI don’t know better, Slam.
14 years ago at 3:11 pm^^^^
14 years ago at 3:12 pmTOP. TotalOedipusMove
14 years ago at 8:59 pmthis ^
14 years ago at 9:17 pm^^well done, sir
14 years ago at 10:22 pmHe was the first motherfucker
14 years ago at 10:44 pm^^^^ TOM. Lace ’em up.
14 years ago at 11:11 pm^ this but the general point of his comment was good
14 years ago at 8:55 am#A2B
14 years ago at 10:04 pmWatching your weight. TSM
14 years ago at 10:57 pmBeing fat TFTC?
14 years ago at 11:25 amFat, Drunk, and Stupid…… nevermind we get the point.
14 years ago at 11:19 pmWhy are Random Words capitalized?
14 years ago at 8:03 amYour mother is my slam.
14 years ago at 11:47 amcool story bro
14 years ago at 12:36 pmCan you tell it again?
14 years ago at 7:06 pmThe little bit of weight you gain over the holidays because no slam’s cooking can compare to mother’s. TFM.
14 years ago at 11:34 pmhahaha FUCK YOURSELF WildTurkeyBrobon
14 years ago at 11:58 am