Closed down the party, closed the deal with a slampiece, but then peed her bed. Don't worry, splashed Ozarka on the ceiling when she went to the bathroom. Better call maintenance sweetheart, you've got a leak. TFM
ya id say your prob some ato faggot who goes around with a water bottle and calims that its vodka. i hadnt pissed the bed since i was 3. this is 150% not frat.
wetting the bed is not frat.
14 years ago at 2:56 pmI second that, handle your bourbon like a man
14 years ago at 4:09 pmseriously.
14 years ago at 6:13 pmsecond
14 years ago at 11:03 amLooks like someone was in the archives when they wrote a column suggesting this was a legitimate option for just such and occasion.
13 years ago at 8:55 pmYou drink ozarka water? NF Pissing in her bed on purpose is frat.
14 years ago at 5:06 pmi second this
14 years ago at 10:28 amYou were sober enough to make that up, but so drunk you wet the bed? NF.
14 years ago at 6:26 pmOmg i dont think i even thought about that this is clearly a bull shit post though.
14 years ago at 6:28 pmya id say your prob some ato faggot who goes around with a water bottle and calims that its vodka. i hadnt pissed the bed since i was 3. this is 150% not frat.
14 years ago at 8:57 amyou reaaaally think she didn’t figure out you wet the bed?
14 years ago at 3:51 pm