1. TrickleDown

      Call your mom, ask her to add “totalfratmove.com” to the list of websites that are banned on your laptop, never come back here again. When the depression of having been blackballed reaches its peak, purchase some bleach from the closest lawn and garden center, and proceed to chug it.

      14 years ago at 1:56 pm
    1. GTgentleman

      And indeed the first base umpire has confirmed it , something was definitely done here.

      14 years ago at 12:22 am
  1. Frattin Like My Dad

    This will fail at some point. You can’t get all of the beer to the bottom cup without it falling on your face.

    14 years ago at 2:22 pm
  2. iSECondThat

    Pretty sure this was stolen from someone’s TFM twitter. Get your own fuckin material.

    14 years ago at 4:37 pm
    1. Frat Golf

      Wait like baseball?! or homo erotic behavior?!? Gosh, this website really grinds my gears..

      14 years ago at 6:19 pm
  3. Tits or GTFO

    Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of your account

    14 years ago at 7:40 pm