Our grill broke on the Fourth of July. Dad paid the neighbors to let him use theirs because "Al Qaeda boils hot dogs." TFM.

  1. Brovis Love III

    What type of asshole neighbors do you live next to that charge you to borrow their grill?

    13 years ago at 3:16 pm
    1. Fratlosopher King

      Maybe his dad just isn’t the sort of guy who asks for favors. I know I’d rather enter into an economic transaction that owe my neighbor a vague, free-floating favor.

      13 years ago at 9:31 pm
    2. BROdeur

      Someday, and that day may never come, I’ll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day accept this justice as a gift on the 4th of July

      13 years ago at 10:50 pm
  2. DoubleBlackDiamond

    I’m not sure who is the bigger douchebag…you, your father or your neighbors? so many things wrong w this.

    13 years ago at 3:20 pm
    1. BrosephBracale

      You’re a bigger douchebag than all three. Don’t abbreviate shit this isn’t the TSM wall.

      13 years ago at 3:26 pm
    2. KingOfTheBROcean1855

      So with you theory if you aren’t directly involved you shouldn’t comment Diamond didn’t say “Hey, Broseph want to give me your opinion on me using w instead of with even though you knew exactly what I meant?” so using your theory you are also irrelevant.

      13 years ago at 11:06 pm
    3. fratmorgan

      BrosepgBracale keeps posting and trying to defend himself but in fact is losing the battle. NF

      13 years ago at 11:24 am
  3. alpha gamma brho

    Never heard of a wood burning grill breaking. Maybe I’m just used to dads 15 foot pit.
    Little sissy, aluminum, propane grills, bought at walmart, NF. Hand fabricated, self welded, solid steel, BBQ Pit/Smoker, FaF.

    13 years ago at 3:21 pm
    1. wat

      Woah, Bro. You’re really awesome. Can you tell me more about the awesome stuff you have?

      13 years ago at 9:40 pm
    2. BluePulaski10

      If you’re cooking hot dogs and burgers, you’re not going to use a smoker. You are trying way too hard.

      13 years ago at 10:48 pm
    3. alpha gamma brho

      Cooking hot dogs and burgers is for small parties. Where I come from, 5-6 briskets should suffice.

      13 years ago at 4:51 am
    4. alpha gamma brho

      ^Actually, I did all the welding on it. Some things just aren’t right unless you know who built it.

      13 years ago at 11:16 am
    5. alpha gamma brho

      Welding is some of the stuff we learn in middle school. When you have a ranch and need to make repairs, it’s easier to be able to do it yourself.

      13 years ago at 11:24 am
    6. The Piker

      Pretty sure there is no way a middle school tech-ed course taught you how to weld, beyond demonstrating and having you take a test on the basics. Welding can be more harmful than smoking on the lungs of people who are still growing, and affording enough respirators for an entire class would be a needless use of a school budget, not even considering the extra insurance policies that would need to be in place. Unless of course, you work on King Ranch and Bush teaches you how to weld using Reagan’s torch, before switching to the gas-powered one that your dad’s corporation’s holdings manufactured.

      13 years ago at 11:37 am
    7. alpha gamma brho

      Respirators are only needed when welding galvanized metal because once they get hot, the let chemicals out thta cam make you sick. Any other material is fine as long as the room is well ventilated. Once you learn the basics of welding, there isn’t much left, we just used what we learned then in high school for our welding projects.

      13 years ago at 11:43 am
    8. The Piker

      Impressive. Having access to the internet and a type-A personality on anonymous websites is truly is the epitome of FaF. Tell the 9 slams stopping by the ranch tonight that I said hi, and have a good day, Superfratstar.

      13 years ago at 11:50 am
    9. BetweenTheHedges

      Nobody gives a shit about your backwoods hoedowns and blue collar expertise. And I sure as hell don’t want my filet cooked on your wood grill/smoker.

      13 years ago at 1:50 pm
    10. alpha gamma brho

      Filet is ok when you’re trying to be classy. But, whats more ‘Merican than a 22 ounce porterhouse steak?

      13 years ago at 1:54 pm
  4. GoDawgs09

    In honor of SEAL Team 6 we boiled our hot dogs this year, guessing how many more wieners the US military will be dropping into the water.

    13 years ago at 5:56 pm