Smoking a cig before getting her a paper towel. TFM.

    1. DirtySouthern

      Not sleeping on sheets because the grime is now visible, yet still using it for casual tpga tuesday. TFM

      13 years ago at 5:19 am
    2. DirtySouthern

      Toga* Misspelling words because your iPhone is cracked from raging so hard. FaF.

      13 years ago at 5:20 am
    1. FratasticMrOX

      Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. FaF

      13 years ago at 6:44 pm
    1. MichelleO is a Hoe

      I’ve got a rack, blonde hair, and I can make a damn good sanwich. You do the math.

      13 years ago at 7:51 pm
    2. How was I supposed to know that? I wasn’t trying to be rude. Just wondering because of the name. I immediately thought of Oprah is a dyke so I wasn’t sure

      13 years ago at 7:58 pm
    3. Oprah Is A Dyke

      ^I am a dude. Unless you count a small penis as a woman, then I’m a woman.

      13 years ago at 8:01 pm
    4. MichelleO is a Hoe

      Oh sweetheart, I wasn’t being rude either. Only replying with a witty remark. I apologize if it came off bitchy.

      13 years ago at 8:01 pm
    5. Hahaha we’re good. Oprah, God I want to get a beer with you. Me you and Michelle lets go to Applebees sometime

      13 years ago at 8:03 pm
    6. DavidAllanBro

      ^mmmmm I’d like to eat your liver with some fava beans and nice bottle of Chianti.

      13 years ago at 8:13 pm
    7. Oprah Is A Dyke

      That’s a given. I’ll make it three if you can get our dog to bite our neighbor.

      13 years ago at 8:24 pm
    8. Oprah Is A Dyke

      Thursdays don’t work for me. That’s when I play who can catch the smallest midget.

      13 years ago at 9:05 pm