Hey, Frat4L1fe, first of all, nice name geed. Secondly, it’s not staged. I was sent the screen shot before it was sent to TFM and asked if it was TFM worthy. The name had to be changed to keep the slampiece from being sent to standards/ finding a new frat daddy. But if you’d like to continue with your jealous bullshit then I suggest you go back to the octagon, you affliction shirt wearing geed.
“…shouldn’t HAVE had sex,” dear mother of God… I really hope this is real, and that this guy reams her vagina into looking like a grenade went off at a deli counter next time they bang
Read a whole bunch of words, but all I got out of it was, “I’m down for anal next time.”
And if she’s not, kill her with a chainsaw.
13 years ago at 1:06 pmTotalPatrickBatemanMove
13 years ago at 3:38 pm^ This guy.
13 years ago at 1:10 pmThis guy^ just missed the reply button and now has laps to do.
13 years ago at 1:17 pmv That guy?
13 years ago at 2:55 pmMe? Oh no, surely not me, but maybe him v?
13 years ago at 2:56 pmwhy thank you
13 years ago at 3:17 pmCome on man, at least make it believable. Staged.
13 years ago at 1:11 pmYour name makes me want to throw an Xbox through your car windshield.
13 years ago at 1:22 pm^ I’d rather throw it in his bathtub while he is in it.
13 years ago at 1:31 pmWeasel in the bathtub is the worst.
13 years ago at 2:13 pm^Damn nihilists.
13 years ago at 2:48 pmThe chinaman peed on my rug.
13 years ago at 4:39 pmThe rug tied the room together, did it not?
13 years ago at 4:58 pmMark it 0?
13 years ago at 8:33 pm^You better
13 years ago at 10:30 pmHey, Frat4L1fe, first of all, nice name geed. Secondly, it’s not staged. I was sent the screen shot before it was sent to TFM and asked if it was TFM worthy. The name had to be changed to keep the slampiece from being sent to standards/ finding a new frat daddy. But if you’d like to continue with your jealous bullshit then I suggest you go back to the octagon, you affliction shirt wearing geed.
13 years ago at 4:17 am^giving a fuck, NF.
13 years ago at 7:38 amIt’s not haha I know this girl and saw the text
13 years ago at 3:00 pmThe “I’m just feeling confused about everything” part is oh too familiar. Jesus are they all the same?
13 years ago at 1:21 pm^I am a big fan of the “I don’t normally do this” right before unleashing the fury.
13 years ago at 1:52 pmYes, yes they are.
-Jesus
13 years ago at 1:53 pmDon’t forget the “you’ve been sending me mixed signals”
13 years ago at 1:56 pmWrong. I’m only nice to you when I want to have sex, I’m consistent
^Haha this right here.
13 years ago at 2:51 pm^ your comment is almost as great as your name, champ.
13 years ago at 8:59 pmAnd I have some serious swamp ass right now. Your point?
13 years ago at 10:44 pmI think most girls have some version of this saved as a premade text.
13 years ago at 12:17 amSo she didn’t enjoy it?
13 years ago at 1:25 pmDoes it matter?
13 years ago at 8:06 pm^^this guy. Caring about a sluts feelings. NF.
13 years ago at 12:01 amWhores make the world go round.
13 years ago at 1:43 pm^This and gravitational pull
13 years ago at 8:25 pm^And money.
13 years ago at 10:23 pm^And a good butt pee.
13 years ago at 12:02 am^^^^Actually, fat bottomed girls make the world go round.
13 years ago at 10:04 am“…shouldn’t HAVE had sex,” dear mother of God… I really hope this is real, and that this guy reams her vagina into looking like a grenade went off at a deli counter next time they bang
13 years ago at 1:50 pm^Really?
13 years ago at 1:54 pm^^ chill bro. We all know slams don’t do grammar
13 years ago at 2:19 pmThe fuck is wrong with you.
13 years ago at 2:52 pmJust relax. The kitchen doesn’t need grammar.
13 years ago at 6:08 pm^^ Just wait for that mental image to come into your head next time you’re trying to get laid… it’ll be like shooting pool with a rope
13 years ago at 11:30 pm“I’m just feeling confused about everything” ..Must have let a pike mix her a drink…
13 years ago at 2:07 pmFuck you. All I need to do is introduce myself and they’re ready to fuck. No alcohol or roofies involved. Bitch!
13 years ago at 2:27 pmSo in your eyes getting a girl without roofies or alcohol is an accomplishment. Good job man, your parents did well in raising you.
13 years ago at 2:31 pm^^You mad bro?
13 years ago at 6:40 pm^^^fuckin pledges
13 years ago at 7:31 pm^^^^fucking pikes. Laps. Now.
13 years ago at 12:04 am^
13 years ago at 2:15 pmv
13 years ago at 10:20 pm^
13 years ago at 10:50 pm>
13 years ago at 1:46 am<. NF.
13 years ago at 8:35 amWouldn’t the “I’m not a slut” routine be a TSM?
13 years ago at 2:15 pmDealing with the routine time after time is the TFM
13 years ago at 2:50 pm