What do you use dollar bills for? I personally think they work pretty good as toilet paper, but occasionally I get a bloody nose and they do a pretty good job of stopping the bleeding. Share your stories of dollar bill usage!
fuck that, i always wear a condom. im not having the blessing of a raising a son with some nineteen year old sorostitute nor will any woman who does not bear my last name have a stake in the earnings of my Oak tree legend WWII combatant turned nursing home conglomerate Grandfather. never to drunk to use a condom.
I literally laughed at this one. Rare for me.
14 years ago at 10:37 pmhahahaha this is everyone’s story
14 years ago at 10:40 pmIf I had a dollar for every condom you wore, I’d be TFTC because who gives a shit about two dollars.
14 years ago at 10:46 pmshut up, it’s a joke.
14 years ago at 2:14 pmTwo dollars more than me.
14 years ago at 11:10 pmdude shut up
14 years ago at 11:25 pmGood one brah!
14 years ago at 12:05 am99.9% effective Bc has been good to me thus far. Tfm.
14 years ago at 12:51 amcondoms are for gays and sailors
14 years ago at 1:18 amYou’ve probably only been laid twice, too.
14 years ago at 2:51 amso you had sex twice? im sorry
14 years ago at 3:01 amAmen brother
14 years ago at 2:43 pmWhat do you use dollar bills for? I personally think they work pretty good as toilet paper, but occasionally I get a bloody nose and they do a pretty good job of stopping the bleeding. Share your stories of dollar bill usage!
14 years ago at 3:56 amThey work well for clogging up strippers buttholes.
14 years ago at 6:14 amhilarious
14 years ago at 11:17 pmskittles are an excellent alternative
14 years ago at 11:08 pmfuck that, i always wear a condom. im not having the blessing of a raising a son with some nineteen year old sorostitute nor will any woman who does not bear my last name have a stake in the earnings of my Oak tree legend WWII combatant turned nursing home conglomerate Grandfather. never to drunk to use a condom.
14 years ago at 9:00 amso you have had sex twice? not something to brag about. fag…..
14 years ago at 9:40 am