If I had a dollar for every time I've worn a condom, I would have two dollars. TFM.

  1. Proud American

    If I had a dollar for every condom you wore, I’d be TFTC because who gives a shit about two dollars.

    14 years ago at 10:46 pm
  2. John Quincy Fratams

    What do you use dollar bills for? I personally think they work pretty good as toilet paper, but occasionally I get a bloody nose and they do a pretty good job of stopping the bleeding. Share your stories of dollar bill usage!

    14 years ago at 3:56 am
  3. rooster cogburn

    fuck that, i always wear a condom. im not having the blessing of a raising a son with some nineteen year old sorostitute nor will any woman who does not bear my last name have a stake in the earnings of my Oak tree legend WWII combatant turned nursing home conglomerate Grandfather. never to drunk to use a condom.

    14 years ago at 9:00 am