Unsuccessful hunt, successful fuck in the deer blind though. TFM.

    1. FrattyNatty1897

      Judging by the reflection in his glasses, it looks as though NO ONE is in the blind with them. Probably a camera timer, idiot.

      Also, hunting is FaF. South > North.

      Frat on

      13 years ago at 10:50 pm
    1. ^This, even though they are in a blind, the attire is very strange. Also no guns, drinking alcohol, goddamn cowboy hat are probably why he didn’t kill anything except his cousin’s pussy

      13 years ago at 2:23 pm
    2. ummfrat

      DAB, Brush Country Camo and Game Guard are FAF. They’re designed for Texas terrain, while Alabama’s camo is designed for 8 year old boys to hide from their uncle.

      13 years ago at 5:22 pm
    3. DavidAllanBro

      ^You are a fucking moron. Texas “camouflage” is dead shit, therefore it is probably easy as fuck to see a deer. All you have to do is look through dead leaves and brush in order to see a deer a mile away. Also, people in texas hunt deer which are fenced in, and all you have to do is fucking shoot. Doesn’t sound like much of a hunt to me. I mean look at the queer in the picture. He might as well me wearing a fucking suit or something. For Christ sake he is wearing a cowboy hat while hunting. Nothing says easy fucking hunt such as that. Kiss my ass and suck my dick for talking shit about Alabama.

      13 years ago at 6:17 pm
    4. ummfrat

      Ha! Thanks for the write up on Texas hunting DAB. It’s an honor coming from one of the more esteemed TFM creepers. But seriously, you can see a deer a mile away through the brush? Your’re a fucking idiot. You must be one of those guys that own 1 .270 and have 6-pointers strewn along your walls and call yourself “El Cazadore”. Fuck you. Keep Texas out of your mouth.
      And for the record; what Americans think when they hear our respective states.
      Texas=hunting
      Alabama=semi-consensual family finger blasting

      13 years ago at 7:00 pm
    5. MichelleO is a Hoe

      High fenced exotic ranches. FAF. There’s nothing wrong with hunting deer that are fenced in.

      13 years ago at 7:21 pm
    6. Fratelist Bro V1

      High-fence deer hunting does suck, but not everyone in Texas does it. Also, who gives a shit what you wear in a deer blind?

      13 years ago at 7:32 pm
    7. I’m with DAB on this one (as I usually am) because he is right. Ranch deer aren’t very sporty. They are gorgeous and have great mass but they are in fences, usually eating on feeders 80 yrds out. Not very sportsman like. I could be wrong though (I’m not). Don’t talk shit bout the Southeast, fella

      13 years ago at 7:37 pm
    8. Keepin it Fratty

      I have to agree with ummfrat. Though I respect you Freeto, you clearly have absolutely zero knowledge of the state of Texas. It’s fine though, to each their own. But seriously, Texas is the best country in the states. Anyone disagreeing can blow me.

      13 years ago at 7:54 pm
    9. Lone fratStar

      After visiting Alabama over spring break I can confidently say that said state is a piece of shit, poverty stricken, dumpster baby cesspool.

      13 years ago at 12:47 am
    10. DavidAllanBro

      ^Did you visit a fucking co.on house? You are a piece of shit, and should die and burn in hell. Sorry you don’t appreciate the outdoors, and just suck bandwagon TFM dick, you fucking pussy piece of shit. Kill yourself. RMFT.

      13 years ago at 1:35 am
    11. FrattinWithClass

      ^ I hunt on 7 sections of high plains river bottom that is home to fantastic deer and not a high fence in the region. Not all TX hunting is high fenced, but I guarantee this dipshit in the pic is on a high fenced, managed “live target practice” type of set up. In S. TX these guys are often referred to as JaHas, meaning “just another Houston asshole”. Hahahaha

      13 years ago at 10:53 am
    12. MichelleO is a Hoe

      Okay. I have a high fenced ranch in Freer, Tx and I love it. There is NOTHING wrong with having a high fenced area with badass deer on it. Not one of you would turn down a hunt there soo get off your high horses.

      13 years ago at 8:41 pm
    13. Anyhow I got friends with property in Idaho and I live in Georgia so I can hunt bear, moose, elk, deer hog, turkey hell even an alligator

      13 years ago at 9:20 pm
    14. FrattinWithClass

      ^ when you kids get tired of shooting basket 8s under a feeder at 75 yards, give us a call.

      13 years ago at 7:49 am
    15. ummfrat

      I love the thrill of the hunt more than the next guy. Hell, I get off to a flushing covey and my eyes roll to the back of my head when a coyote responds to my call. But you can’t tell me the multimillion dollar ranches in South Texas are “NF”.
      An Alabama native waking up in his trailor, packing his rifled shotgun and slugs, and heading out to his nearest public hunting land in his 1997 S10. NF
      A Houston oilianaire packing up his King Ranch hungover Friday morning and driving down to his “NF” high fenced ranch just outside of Cotulla, TX. FAF.
      But hey, what do I know. I don’t have friends with land in one of the most exotic and famous territories on the planet, Idaho.

      13 years ago at 2:50 pm
    16. ummfrat

      Maybe we can talk all about sportsmanship in front of your shoulder mounted 110 class 8 point.
      Or, you can listen to me drink a beer and tell you I don’t give a fuck in front of my 200 class 12 point.

      13 years ago at 2:54 pm
    17. DavidAllanBro

      And one more thing, we have natural deer here in Alabama, so you won’t find any of that texas bullshit here on steroids. Only pussies hunt the way you do, bud. We could easily put feeders all over my land and illegally plant corn every inch, but instead I’m not a fucking moron like you.

      13 years ago at 5:54 pm
    18. ummfrat

      You’re right! Large trophies, NF!!!!!!
      And no “bud”, I don’t have guides on our property, “brah”. Sorry you can’t afford protein. Have fun with your massive 8 points that you killed with a wooden bow and knife. If you want to claim to be a purest, please post a picture of a whitetail trophy with your long bow. You sound like one of those hippy fucks that that do everything “for the soul of it”. Keep Alabama weird.

      13 years ago at 8:04 pm
    19. DavidAllanBro

      What the fuck are you talking about? Bows? I don’t hunt shit with bows. I hunt with a .30-06, pussy. I have also shot a deer with my Grandfathers M1 Garand from ww2. Because our deer aren’t fenced in or fed with protein throughout their lives, our deer are far more smart and intelligent, making it even harder to hunt. Unlike deer around here, your deer are basically fucking pets, and are easy as fuck to kill. Fuck yourself, duck hunting is way more fun anyway, pussy.

      13 years ago at 9:12 pm
    20. Yea hunting in for real trophies like mule deer, elk, moose and fucking bears are real nf. Idaho ain’t the fanciest place on earth but you don’t need any fancy place to enjoy the outdoors Mr. texas. Fuck texas, we should have let Mexico keep you. Goddamn if yall dumb shits ever got out of texas you see there are 49 other states in this fucking country. Bows? I hunt with my 12 gauge because in Georgia we have trees and brush where you only get a glimpse of a running deer or hog. Unlike your fucking desert with wide open fenced in land where you can see for 5k in every direction of your blind. We don’t grow our fucking deer in Georgia and Alabama, we could but we enjoy the hunt. Hunting isn’t about taking the trophy every single time. It’s about enjoying the outdoors with family and friends. I don’t need to pay thousands of dollars to shoot a fucking deer, I can go to my fucking backyard and enjoy myself on my family’s property. Also blinds defeat the purpose of hunting much like shooting caged animals. If you haven’t climbed a cypress tree at 4am in the middle of a fucking swamp or listened to a pack of dogs run a deer then you haven’t hunted a day in your life. Fuck texas you goddamn southerner wanna bes. (I chose not to capitalize texas, sure yall can have a shit fit bout that)

      13 years ago at 2:40 am
    1. hailstate

      It looks a lot like a bulldog eating mayonnaise or an open face roast beef sandwich

      13 years ago at 1:58 am