Spitting through the five hole on the shitter. TFM.

    1. KA born and bred

      5 hole is a hockey reference when the puck goes through the goalies legs. He is talking about taking a shit and spitting between his legs into the shitter. Just don’t spit on the dick

      14 years ago at 2:38 pm
    2. DaveDavidson

      I didn’t know what the fuck he was talking about either. Now that I know it was hockey, I’m kind of glad I didn’t.

      14 years ago at 3:07 pm
    3. in the fratmosphere

      It doesn’t only apply to hockey, it applies to lacrosse and baseball as well. Definitely a TFM.

      14 years ago at 3:55 pm
    4. James Parks Fratwell

      Unless he’s talking about spitting by the 3rd baseman, it doesn’t apply to baseball.

      14 years ago at 6:32 pm
  1. Chief Fratdaddy

    this is hilarious. and true. ive definitely done it. and hockey has got to be the most entertaining sport to watch – hard hits and constant action.

    14 years ago at 3:30 pm
    1. I am fraticus

      The South can relate to hockey. Hell, I played for 9 years on the MS gulf coast.

      14 years ago at 4:47 pm
    2. Carlos Spicyweiner

      I hope to God that I misunderstood, and you didn’t just say the South can’t relate to being FaF.

      14 years ago at 5:02 pm
    3. ATOz

      I have played Ice Hockey for 12 years, 7 of which were in North Carolina. I would have to say the south CAN relate.

      14 years ago at 5:30 pm
    4. frathard27

      I have played hockey for 18 years and now in college up in Pittsburgh and NO the south CANNOT relate to good hockey. The toughness and individual skill is not there. Hockey is FaF.

      14 years ago at 6:25 pm
    5. Carlos Spicyweiner

      Back on topic here… I don’t see how spitting whilst dropping a load is a TFM. I’ve been doing it since I was like 3. I don’t consider that pulling two TFM’s a day since I was for the past 17 years.

      14 years ago at 7:12 pm
    6. Carlos Spicyweiner

      please excuse the grammar… I was in the middle of two thoughts simultaneously. On TFM on the shitter… lookee there I just spit in the toilet. TFM again.

      14 years ago at 7:15 pm
    7. ATOz

      Frathard, just because you played in the north doesn’t mean you’re any good. You probably play club at pittsburgh and act all tough shit because you played one year of Junior B somewhere in the EJHL. Stop talking shit about southern hockey. You’re probably just mad because at some point my team out of North Carolina beat you.

      14 years ago at 8:40 pm
    8. frathard27

      Yeah im so mad cause your team out of North Carolina kicked our ass, so I felt this great urge to piss on southern hockey on tfm.

      14 years ago at 10:51 am
  2. redwhiteblue

    If view hockey the same way I look at ufc… its fun to watch, but the players and lifestyle is really toolish

    14 years ago at 6:37 pm
  3. frathard27

    Hockey is FaF. Chicks love hockey players the most because they have that “I don’t give a fuck” scruff/toughness. You wont understand if you don’t play or aren’t a girl.

    14 years ago at 7:31 pm
    1. frathard27

      Not to mention, but its the only major sport you can just drop the gloves and fight. Not liking hockey. NF.

      14 years ago at 8:23 pm
  4. True_Gentleman27

    Hockey referance. FaF Having the “shortcomings” to accomplish this. NF

    14 years ago at 9:17 am
  5. BROwn out

    Losing teeth while not black out. NF. 80% of your fans being from Canada. NF. Being a poor professional athlete. NF.

    14 years ago at 10:09 am