Rory McIlroy trading in his old slam and upgrading to a swedish tennis player. TFM.

    1. Tallapoosa Snu

      bear claws are FaF. Bagels are frat as shit though. I rock bagels on a daily basis, an everything bagel with butter is the frattest shit on the planet. Or maybe sesame seed with cream cheese, those motherfuckers are my dietary frat supplement. Also I have some mad zoot munchies right now so I’m overthinking the shit out of this. Mmmm bagels.

      13 years ago at 6:05 pm
    2. The Big LeFratski

      Snu I’m… not sure what to think of that. You are a bagel man for sure.

      13 years ago at 7:28 pm
    3. Golf Hunt Fish Frat

      A flute without holes is not a flute. A donut without a hole is a Danish.

      13 years ago at 7:52 pm
    4. Tallapoosa Snu

      Le Fratski… get your slam to get big ass fresh sesame bagels, and let her know to pop some egg and veleveeta single slice cheese on that thing with some chipotle mayonnaise, ( I buy her kraft chipotle mayonnaise)… and she knows that on test days i need to wake up to that and a fierce melon powerade…. fuck wheaties, thats the fuckin breakfast of chamnpions.Its magical. It goes without saying, but also salt and pepper, and light on the mayo, if she doesnt know that already, she aint the right woman. Just try it once, its breakfast at its finest.

      13 years ago at 10:45 pm
    5. Bob Barker is my bro

      SNus frat too hard for our own damn good. I suddenly have a craving for a bagel breakfast sandwich though.

      13 years ago at 1:14 am
    6. rooster cogburn

      doff of my proverbial cap to tappaloosa snu for his bagel talk. good stuff. man loves his goddamn bagels in various forms. frat on young man, frat on.

      13 years ago at 7:18 am
    7. The Big LeFratski

      Sounds like a FaF combination Snu. Was about to say I’mn more of a “white” powerade guy, but that is sour melon.

      13 years ago at 3:31 pm
    1. rooster cogburn

      there arent flags waving in front of caucasian snatches. the fact that shes danish is even more reason to make her your slampiece. A. she likely has never been properly shagged, because well, shes from Europe. 2. she can likely score good weed C. the danish are a cold, empty shell of a human being which translates to less emotional investment.

      13 years ago at 7:29 am