bear claws are FaF. Bagels are frat as shit though. I rock bagels on a daily basis, an everything bagel with butter is the frattest shit on the planet. Or maybe sesame seed with cream cheese, those motherfuckers are my dietary frat supplement. Also I have some mad zoot munchies right now so I’m overthinking the shit out of this. Mmmm bagels.
Le Fratski… get your slam to get big ass fresh sesame bagels, and let her know to pop some egg and veleveeta single slice cheese on that thing with some chipotle mayonnaise, ( I buy her kraft chipotle mayonnaise)… and she knows that on test days i need to wake up to that and a fierce melon powerade…. fuck wheaties, thats the fuckin breakfast of chamnpions.Its magical. It goes without saying, but also salt and pepper, and light on the mayo, if she doesnt know that already, she aint the right woman. Just try it once, its breakfast at its finest.
there arent flags waving in front of caucasian snatches. the fact that shes danish is even more reason to make her your slampiece. A. she likely has never been properly shagged, because well, shes from Europe. 2. she can likely score good weed C. the danish are a cold, empty shell of a human being which translates to less emotional investment.
*Danish
14 years ago at 3:27 pmdanish? sure i’d love one
14 years ago at 3:33 pmWouldn’t we all?
14 years ago at 3:34 pmI’m more of a bear claw guy personally.
14 years ago at 4:39 pmbear claws are FaF. Bagels are frat as shit though. I rock bagels on a daily basis, an everything bagel with butter is the frattest shit on the planet. Or maybe sesame seed with cream cheese, those motherfuckers are my dietary frat supplement. Also I have some mad zoot munchies right now so I’m overthinking the shit out of this. Mmmm bagels.
14 years ago at 6:05 pmCinnabons. FaF
14 years ago at 6:57 pmSnu I’m… not sure what to think of that. You are a bagel man for sure.
14 years ago at 7:28 pmA flute without holes is not a flute. A donut without a hole is a Danish.
14 years ago at 7:52 pmLe Fratski… get your slam to get big ass fresh sesame bagels, and let her know to pop some egg and veleveeta single slice cheese on that thing with some chipotle mayonnaise, ( I buy her kraft chipotle mayonnaise)… and she knows that on test days i need to wake up to that and a fierce melon powerade…. fuck wheaties, thats the fuckin breakfast of chamnpions.Its magical. It goes without saying, but also salt and pepper, and light on the mayo, if she doesnt know that already, she aint the right woman. Just try it once, its breakfast at its finest.
14 years ago at 10:45 pmSNus frat too hard for our own damn good. I suddenly have a craving for a bagel breakfast sandwich though.
14 years ago at 1:14 amdoff of my proverbial cap to tappaloosa snu for his bagel talk. good stuff. man loves his goddamn bagels in various forms. frat on young man, frat on.
14 years ago at 7:18 amSour melon powerade is FaF.
14 years ago at 8:13 am^ sour melon powerade is indeed delicous
14 years ago at 8:32 am*delicious
14 years ago at 8:33 amFreedom toast. Faf.
14 years ago at 10:08 amSounds like a FaF combination Snu. Was about to say I’mn more of a “white” powerade guy, but that is sour melon.
14 years ago at 3:31 pmhttp://allfreshkosher.com/powerade-sour-melon.html
14 years ago at 9:56 pmthe only melons i’ve ever seen are white
14 years ago at 11:29 pmPicture or it didn’t happen.
14 years ago at 3:39 pmhttp://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2011/07/caroline-wozniacki-and-rory-mcilroy-new-couple-alert/
14 years ago at 4:02 pmDo you see the arms on that girl? We all know who is wearing the pants there.
14 years ago at 4:28 pmI mean, she is wearing a skirt, so probably Rory.
14 years ago at 4:40 pmhollywoodgossip is pretty cool
14 years ago at 5:46 pmBeing a regular commentor on Hollywood gossip, TFTC
14 years ago at 6:58 pmDating a girl that’s going bald. TFTC???
14 years ago at 5:49 amTalk about your Golf Pros and Tennis Ho’s
14 years ago at 4:12 pm^this
14 years ago at 4:24 pm^This guy!
14 years ago at 9:15 pmHey everyone!!! this^ fucking guy
14 years ago at 12:31 amobvious joke pledge
14 years ago at 7:21 amRory McIlroy. FaF.
14 years ago at 6:23 pmI remember when this site ripped on him…..
14 years ago at 8:21 pmHypocrisy is FaF you jackwagon.
14 years ago at 10:04 pmI can’t believe I let that slip
14 years ago at 11:57 pmWhy don’t you go get some self-confidence for yourself, ya jackwagon.
14 years ago at 9:11 amToo bad shes Danish. TGDIM
14 years ago at 12:00 amthere arent flags waving in front of caucasian snatches. the fact that shes danish is even more reason to make her your slampiece. A. she likely has never been properly shagged, because well, shes from Europe. 2. she can likely score good weed C. the danish are a cold, empty shell of a human being which translates to less emotional investment.
14 years ago at 7:29 am^ reciting your ABCs as A, 2, C. TFTC.
14 years ago at 12:59 am