“Some people say I only got into Cornell because my dad donated a building. I got into Cornell because I’m smart. Smart enough to have a dad that donates buildings.” FaF
“When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was puke. I would chug a fifth of socos, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people’s empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more soco, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight B’s. They called me Buzz.” TFM?
Bernard is not frat.
15 years ago at 10:47 pmReally? He the definition of a TFM.
15 years ago at 12:44 ambernard is FaF
15 years ago at 1:01 amNard Dog
15 years ago at 8:24 amThe only thing fratty about him is his wardrobe.
15 years ago at 9:52 am“so what if my parents still pay my credit card bills”
^FaF
15 years ago at 11:22 amhis wardrobe is frat. he is not.
15 years ago at 7:15 am“Some people say I only got into Cornell because my dad donated a building. I got into Cornell because I’m smart. Smart enough to have a dad that donates buildings.” FaF
15 years ago at 9:16 pm“When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was puke. I would chug a fifth of socos, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people’s empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more soco, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight B’s. They called me Buzz.” TFM?
15 years ago at 1:08 amFaF.
15 years ago at 8:31 amhahahaha
15 years ago at 1:25 pmthis post made me laugh. well done
15 years ago at 1:26 pmand spent that night in the bride’s room..
15 years ago at 2:03 pm