TFM Awards, Week Of October 18
MVP Of The Week: Irishman who waved dick around on airplane, asked for sex from stewardess
An Irishman on a flight headed for Turkey got hammered drunk, whipped out his dick, waved it in the air, and demanded sex from a stewardess while his drunken buddies cheered him on. When police detained him, a female friend offered the officer sex to let him go. Eyewitnesses on board claimed that the rest of the man’s crew consumed over 250 pints of beer. Things got so out of control, the pilots were forced to make an emergency landing in Serbia.
Douchebag Of The Week: Drunk driver who barreled car into crowd watching OSU homecoming parade
The annual homecoming parade at Oklahoma State University, one of the university’s most cherished and happy traditions, turned into a horror scene when a suspected drunk driver barreled into a crowd of spectators. Four people were killed, including a toddler, and 44 more were injured, many with severe injuries. Witnesses say they saw bodies being tossed 30 feet in the air. Fuck drunk drivers.
Most Likely To Steal Your Girl: This kid
Worst Pick-Up: This kid
Hey Ladies!
Posted by Studio P Innovations on Tuesday, October 20, 2015
Hey ladies!
Best Drake Dancing Meme: The one with Tom Brady
Drake dropped some fire dance moves in his “Hotline Bling” video. Shit that I’ve never seen before. It’s insanely effective, yet simple enough for white people to pull off. It’s just what the world needs after we ruined the “Whip ‘N Nae Nae.”
Of course, the internet was quick to meme the shit out of it. There are probably hundreds by now, but the clear standout is this one, with Tom Brady’s head shopped onto Drake’s flailing body.
“You used to call me on my cell phone…” Remember how Deflategate revealed that Brady destroyed his cell phone? Shit’s clever.
Runner-up:
Crusty Sock Award: Chantel Zales
This week, the woman most responsible for the reallocation of blood in my body was Chantel Zales, an LA-based Instagram model.
Best “What Are Thooose!?” Moment: Michael Page
When Michael Page absolutely destroyed opponent Charlie Ontiveros in the octagon, he pulled a “What are thooooose!?” in reference to Ontiveros’ painted toenails.
This meme – much like Ontiveros’ jaw – has been beaten to shit. But in this case, it had to be done. Painted toenails? Come on man. Glad the bottom half of his face got broken.
Best Nut Shot: Jacques Kruyswijk
We've all made a 7 before, but it probably didn't hurt this much! @jakesgolf62 pic.twitter.com/IRp0rsIycA
— Sunshine Tour (@Sunshine_Tour) October 22, 2015
Despite blasting himself in the groin, Kruyswijk went on to finish T-18 in the Sunshine Tour event, held in South Africa..
Pretty mediocre “article” but not the worst I’ve seen today.
9 years ago at 7:49 pmWe usually save that for Steve Holt, the intern or that new limpdick CatalinaCoke
9 years ago at 8:04 pmI go all out on those three. Had to hold back for boosh
9 years ago at 9:34 pmCatalinaCoke is Steve Holt who is Helmet Stickers. CatalinaCoke is Helmet Stickers.
9 years ago at 9:38 pm“Hey ladies”.
9 years ago at 8:14 pmMy response to this shitfuck of an article.
Was I the only who was happy he threw the ball at her bike?
9 years ago at 8:34 pmPulling a Nolan Ryan after she turns you down. TFM.
9 years ago at 8:47 pmGotta like the way he led his receiver. Kid’s a natural.
9 years ago at 12:32 am“Here’s a collage of everything popular I can find on the Internet mixed with some shit writing.”
9 years ago at 8:40 pmIf you ever say something bad about Boosh again, I will personally ensure your bid gets revoked. He is entitled to phone an article in from time to time.
9 years ago at 1:38 amI second this. Also, for those of us who aren’t aware of all the stupid bullshit that happens on the web on a daily basis, this is a pretty good way to find out about the more ridiculous stuff.
9 years ago at 12:24 pmThat kid had tits under his tits.
9 years ago at 8:48 pmGotta love the proud father who tries to leave his son behind and book it at the end of the “hey ladies” video
9 years ago at 12:18 am“Hey my name is Alex Buscemi and I’m a cockbat assfuck”
9 years ago at 12:27 amThat models face was very “meh”.
9 years ago at 12:52 amThis article was 100% identical to leftover garbage caserrole our house mom makes at the end of each week.
9 years ago at 10:00 pm